--^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death

Now that I have your attention (he he!):

Let's start out by saying, thanks for taking the time to read this profile. What to say that does not sound like a college creative writing class to impress the professor or increase a self reward? Hmm? Here goes, you would have loved me in the tenth grade (LOL). My better traits:

Know how to open your doors for you
Try not to make you mad or hurt your feelings
Tell you that you look nice before you have a chance to ask

These are just some of my better qualities, though I do have more, just ask. Not sure of what you ladies are seeking down here; however, I believe I am a good catch. What I am not:

abusive
physically violent
drug user
cheater
not in therapy whether court ordered or volunteered (just a normal well adjusted person)

Walking the Earth both high and low to see where you are hiding. Are you held in an evil sorcerer's dungeon or maybe high in a dark castle tower? Maybe at the grocery store and I have arrived to late to say excuse me ma'am before I cross your path, or were you just leaving the beach as I arrived....

Not forgetting to compliment you, opening your door:

Easy going southerner who likes being around the water, bbqs, friends, and family. Remember that cute boy from tenth grade you had your first crush on? Here I am without drama, not a drug user, or violent female abuser, just old school like when we were kids. I've got your door for you, and your back to tell someone where to go and what time to get there if you're offended, and hold your emotions in high regard (imagine that, someone who makes an effort to neither make you mad nor hurt your feelings).

I'm balding (LOL)! My eyes (almond shaped) hands, not scared- some people say I have never seen a hard day's work even though I threw hay this past summer). Decent sense of humor, not stuck up: pocket protector, white lab coat (LOL)!

Classic- Forest Gump, Silence of the Lambs, CSI, classic rock, no twangy country. Food " Italian, Greco-Roman, Serbian, shrimp, Thai, Korean, Mexican, Asian Pacific-PIZZA!!!!

iPhone
PC or MAC, Linux is like going back to DOS/Windows 3.0
Family....

How my life progresses and with whom I will spend it with. Sin and corruption (my cousin who taught English in high school), I ended a sentence with a preposition!!! Guess I'm going to burn in you know where for that one (LOL). The only worse sin with her was chewing bubble gum in class!!

It's okay, my father was a history teacher (three years straight of classes with him), another cousin taught "shop" (two years with him, though okay). Karma got me too as I taught in Maryland, medicine and dentistry, the students would joke about my entry phase, "The situation being, that in the process..." Nice to know students still find this phrase as funny now as when I was a kid hearing it from my father. Now, can we kill the "wannabe socialites" from saying, "It is what it is!" What arrogant cokehead came up with this saying that teenagers think it is a right of passage to repeat?! WAAAH!

Enough of the dramaturgy, back to Socrate's discourse to the Sophas, and later, a course or "mandatory fun" by sitting in on a self improvement course termed "socratis", DUH!!! (LOL).

At friends homes whether for bbqs or just hanging out and sometimes at the River Walk watching the moonlight dance on the water like diamonds piercing the night sky with a picnic basket, eh Booboo?

You'll have to find that out by getting to know me, all part of the dance. I'll say one real quick, I'm a Monty
Python movie fan (Bring out your dead!).

Interested and whether for new friends or life long relationship. Points for if you recognize "Always look on the bright side of life". Oh, why do all my matches come from Austin (weird). LOL, have a great day!