I actually live in El Granada but no one has ever heard of that so I just say Half Moon Bay.
Geography lesson: El Granada is 4 miles North of Half Moon Bay on Hwy 1. What, you want directions to my place next?
Based on the amount of questions I answered my highest possible match is 99.53%. However, exceptions will be made for: stunning wit or beauty, proximity, and compatibility. So even we match at 10%, I would still want to talk to you. And if all else fails, just send me a message and we can discuss your case!
I love when you don't post any pictures of you in your profile. I love when you post only one picture. I love when your picture is of you wearing sunglasses. I love the pictures of you wearing a moustache. I love when you post group photos. I love that all your photos are black and white. I love that none of your photos are recent. I love when you post photos of scenery, food, or animals.
I love when your profile says you like to keep it real and live life to the fullest.
I love how my sarcastic truth comes off as funny to you.