I actually live in El Granada but no one has ever heard of that so I just say Half Moon Bay.
Geography lesson: El Granada is 4 miles North of Half Moon Bay on Hwy 1. What, you want directions to my place next?
Based on the amount of questions I answered my highest possible match is 99.53%. However, exceptions will be made for: stunning wit or beauty, proximity, and compatibility. So even if we match at 10%, I would still want to talk to you. And if all else fails, just send me a message and we can discuss your case!
I love when you don't post any pictures of you in your profile. I love when you post only one picture. I love it when you post your glamour shot. I love when your picture is of you wearing sunglasses. I love when your picture doesnt even show your face. I love the pictures of you wearing a moustache. I love when you post group photos. I love that all your photos are black and white. I love that none of your photos are recent. I love when you post photos of scenery, food, or animals. I love when you post your artsy fartsy photos, perhaps because you think that's what single men on a dating website are interested in seeing.
I love when your profile says you like to keep it real and live life to the fullest. I love that you travel extensively yet you won't drive to Half Moon Bay to see me because it's too far. I love when you brag about the fact you don't own or even watch TV and think it's important to note in your dating profile. ( Does the man you want to date like to watch tv? I'll bet you he does.) I love how you'll still keep those profile pics of you in sunglasses on even after reading through my profile and still contact me anyway. I love how my sarcastic truth comes off as funny to you.