I actually live in El Granada but no one has ever heard of that so I just say Half Moon Bay.
Geography lesson: El Granada is 4 miles North of Half Moon Bay on Hwy 1. What, you want directions to my place next?
Based on the amount of questions I answered my highest possible match is 99.53%. However, exceptions will be made for: stunning wit or beauty, proximity, and compatibility. So even if we match at 10%, I would still want to talk to you. And if all else fails, just send me a message and we can discuss your case!
I love when you don't post any pictures of you in your profile. I love when you post only one picture. I love when your picture is of you wearing sunglasses. I love when your picture doesnt even show your face. I love the pictures of you wearing a moustache. I love when you post group photos. I love that all your photos are black and white. I love that none of your photos are recent. I love when you post photos of scenery, food, or animals.
I love when your profile says you like to keep it real and live life to the fullest. I love that you travel extensively yet you won't drive to Half Moon Bay to see me because it's too far. I love how my age can be both too old for some and too young for others on a dating website . I love how you'll still keep those profile pics of you in sunglasses on even after reading through my profile and still contact me anyway.I love how my sarcastic truth comes off as funny to you.