Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Please forgive the bad photoshop fxs. The world is a judgmental
We are a fun and experimental couple looking to meet some new
people. Hedonists at heart we enjoy good music, movies, style,
food, and adult fun. She is 27, 5'9, hourglass figure, red head
with beautiful tattoos. He is 35, 5'11, athletic build, dark
haired, bearded and also has his share of tattoos.
We are hoping to meet a cool guy or gal. Someone open minded and
uninhibited to join us in some new indulgences. We are attracted to
the alternative artsy type. Quirky and quick witted. Great style
and tattoos are a huge plus. Bros and hoes need not apply.
It's all about fun.
All that being said, we are novices at this. We are mostly looking
for an audience at first. Someone that can take pleasure in
watching us together. It's funny that it's hard to find a good
person to do this. I mean, everyone likes porn right? Well at least
secretly. We want to supply you with a live show! Sounds fun
eh.....eh? But we want to take things slowly to make sure everyone
is comfortable and having a great time.
IF that all goes well, more fun could be had. But with limits. All
of which will be discussed openly and honestly when the time is
right. Listing our limits here would be silly because they are
forever changing and completely specific to the person we are with.
Oh and just because this profile showcases the kinkier side of us,
that doesn't mean we are sex crazed pervs. Sure vulgarity can be
fun, but it has to be a respectful vulgarity.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Her - being crafty ie cross stitcher and button maker. Day dreaming
about being a mermaid.
Him - being arty ie painter and photo taker
The first things people usually notice about me
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Her - sweetness and curves
Him - smile (huge dimple)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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She reads like mad. Ask.
This is a big one. He is kind of a fanboy with way too much movie
knowledge. Grindhouse, Old kung fu and horror. I'll refrain from
doing the list because it'll just go on and go.
Iggy and the Stooges, anything that has been touched by Jack White,
Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Tom Waits is cooler than all of us, Son House, The
Beatles, Minor Threat, Defiance Ohio, Violent Femmes, The Cramps,
Link Wray, Flat Duo Jets, Earl Sweatshirt, Old School hip hop. And
on and on... Currently obsessed with the Freddie Gibbs and Madlib
He cooks almost every night and she reaps the benefits.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Just one.....each other....PUKE!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
when is real social rebellion going to come back in music? It's
been a while.
Sex. How everyone loves it but are too afraid to try something new.
Social norms be damned.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
We both work a lot......and I mean a lot. Friday is usually a wind
down night. This usually means we are at our place, beer in hand,
deciding what movie to watch. It's usually some sort of B-movie. He
will most likely be cooking something. Most movies get cut short
due to spontaneous makeout sessions. My lady is a mega babe.....I
can't help it.
If we go out, we like the dive bars. Dark with low music, good
conversation, people watching and 50 on tap please.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
We've had a couple of great experiences with women from OkCupid.
One that has turned into a fantastic reoccurring thing with the
coolest lady around. Now, the men have been a totally different
story. Y'all ain't got no game! The assumption that we'll just jump
right into the most XXX of scenarios with a complete stranger is
one you guys need to realize is NOT going to happen. This is real
life. Being allowed to join a couple is a huge honour and should be
approached with high levels of respect and tact. This is NOT a
cuckold situation. We wanna be woo'ed ya big dummies. Pushy alpha
dudes move along.
You should message me if
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our profile didn't freak you out?
you understand that just because someone's sexual taste is
different than yours, this doesn't make them a creepy perv. How
boring would the world be if we only had vanilla?
Who are you looking for?
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