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funbtweenlegs

29 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating and drinking delicious things with wild abandon. Learning something every day. Riding my bike in the rain and singing with headphones on...loudly, sometimes louder when people walk by. Giving big hugs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Forgetting the punch line.
Mentally calculating the tip.
Finding animals in the clouds.
Finding constellations in the stars.
Keeping a double sleeping bag warm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently reading The Dude and the Zen Master.
If it is sci-fi and not about werwolves or vampires I probably like it.
Glitchmob, Phantogram, Dave Matthews, Leo Kottke, Beirut, The Budos Band...
Street taco's after a long ride...Like fucking magic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about six things that make my day better (in close to chronological order):
-drinking coffee
-riding my bike
-remembering I packed a brownie in my lunch
-a phone call from someone special
-riding my bike back
-hedonistic sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the timing signature of DMB 'You Never Know'.
What it would be like to live in New Mexico.
What my next car will be.
Gin and tonic or Old Fashioned
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably not wearing any clothes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
We could be friends or lovers.
You want to walk our dogs to the dog park...and then make out off in the corner.
You can show me something I've never seen before.
You want to call me up on a whim and go out for a cocktail.
You practice, are interested in or curious or want to talk about non-monogamy.
I have a new found love for spontaneity so if you can surprise me, message me.