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funfoodster

41 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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About You: Obviously someone with a great sense of humor that's not going to take life too seriously, but be a grown up if needed. Up for adventures, open minded, athletic, and passionate.

About Me: I want to find that person to share life and laugh/be sad/be angry with (hopefully lots more laughing than anything else).. you know, like the song "Somebody" by Depeche Mode.

I love participating in various sports and coach club volleyball, trying out hidden gems of restaurants or cooking new recipes, love to travel, catch a movie, walk around the Beaches (yes I said it, Beaches!), hit the st. lawrence market, beat you at Scrabble or Catan (or any other board/card game). Playing around with my Olympus Pen (camera), fool'n around with my Les Paul (guitar), or swinging the Callaway at the range.

I don't mind being single, but I do miss some of the simplest things of having a partner, such as going grocery shopping, hitting a Sunday brunch and just going over the NY Times or whatever we're reading, or just sitting on the couch and watching a movie.

I'm a cbc radio/NPR lovin', podcast listening (This American Life, Twit, Freakonomics Radio), music heeding, food finding, documentary watchin', TED talk searching, Cirque craving, museum going, world jet setting, adventurer who loves debating what makes the world go around kinda son-of-a-gun. Hopefully I stand out enough from the shirtless guy that just messaged you saying how hot you are.

So there you have it. A few paragraphs and the essence of who I am. Now.. to hit the save button and get ribbed by my friends after they read this.

And if you're getting frustrated finding your soul mate or partner or whatever, find some time, get some popcorn, sit down, relax and watch this to remind yourself why we're all here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JaFVr_cJJIY
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Filling out a stupid section on a dating website and getting matched up with my friends. *sigh*
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Firing up a grill!! (Best Pork roast in town baby)
Finding great eats in the city.
Filling out silly profiles on dating websites.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my package... of chocolates and flowers on a date.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything Malcolm Gladwell, Nick Hornby (High Fidelity, About a Boy), Douglas Coupland (Jpod, GenX), Freakonomics.

TV: Scrubs, Arrested Development, Modern Family, Flight of the Conchords, Simpsons, Anthony Bourdain's No Reservation, An Idiot Abroad, too many things on Food Network/Discovery.

Movies: I'm a documentaries fiend (Hotdocs every year), High Fidelity, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Joy Luck Club, 500 days of Summer, Run Lola Run, Memento, Moulin Rouge, God of Gamblers, Hard Boiled, Wall-E, Up (most things Pixar), Scott Pilgrim.

Music: Anything except fusion jazz (whatever that is) and Country. "New Wave" (The Cure, The Smiths, New Order, Depeche Mode), Metric, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, RHCP. "Old Skool" Hip Hop R&B (Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Fugees). "Industrial Punk" Joy Division, Sex Pistol, Ramones. Currently playing on my mp3 player: Pomplamoose, Passion Pit, Chromeo, Flo and the Machines, Black Keys, LCD Soundsystem.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water
Taco Duck
Passport
Music
Car (or at least the ability to get to wherever I want whenever I want -- like a magic teleportal or something)
My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the Universe and Everything.

Why when I think OK-CUPID, I hear the computer talking to me saying "K-Stupid, now type something".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out to a new restaurant or hole in the wall. Grabbing a beer/coffee. Pretending to rock out on my guitar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've gone 62 days without spilling something on myself. (edit: Just spilled a can of ginger ale on my plane ride back from Miami)
You should message me if
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you enjoy life, like having fun and don't take it too seriously.

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