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About You: Obviously someone with a great sense of humor that's not going to take life too seriously, but be a grown up if needed. Up for adventures, open minded, athletic, and passionate.
About Me: I want to find that person to share life and laugh/be sad/be angry with (hopefully lots more laughing than anything else).. you know, like the song "Somebody" by Depeche Mode.
I love participating in various sports and coach club volleyball, trying out hidden gems of restaurants or cooking new recipes, love to travel, catch a movie, walk around the Beaches (yes I said it, Beaches!), hit the st. lawrence market, beat you at Scrabble or Catan (or any other board/card game). Playing around with my Olympus Pen (camera), fool'n around with my Les Paul (guitar), or swinging the Callaway at the range.
I don't mind being single, but I do miss some of the simplest things of having a partner, such as going grocery shopping, hitting a Sunday brunch and just going over the NY Times or whatever we're reading, or just sitting on the couch and watching a movie.
I'm a cbc radio/NPR lovin', podcast listening (This American Life, Twit, Freakonomics Radio), music heeding, food finding, documentary watchin', TED talk searching, Cirque craving, museum going, world jet setting, adventurer who loves debating what makes the world go around kinda son-of-a-gun. Hopefully I stand out enough from the shirtless guy that just messaged you saying how hot you are.
So there you have it. A few paragraphs and the essence of who I am. Now.. to hit the save button and get ribbed by my friends after they read this.
And if you're getting frustrated finding your soul mate or partner or whatever, find some time, get some popcorn, sit down, relax and watch this to remind yourself why we're all here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JaFVr_cJJIY