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funguyin916

41 M Sacramento, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there - I'm looking to find a woman who is fun and open to hanging out - if something more happens, great, but I'd be happy with finding a friend. I'd like a great girlfriend, but I'm not so set on it that I'll pass up friends.

Finding someone who is smart, funny and likes to laugh is a great thing. Having a sexual side is obviously important, but not the most important thing.

About me - I'm good looking, smart, funny, very open minded. I'm a nice guy who has a good job.

Hopefully there is someone out there that this intrigues enough to respond. I'd be happy to talk more about it, and to send a pic. Shoot me a line and say hi!

I am witty, open minded, and a smart ass
What I’m doing with my life
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What do people "do" with their life? I guess I'm living life.... which is pretty good. Is there something more that can make life that much more exciting?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting people to laugh. But only if you're able to laugh. So many people just can't laugh. It's not me, it's you!

Also good at poker. If you're thinking of asking for lessons, remember, nothing in life is free.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a fan of movies & TV that makes you feel better - so usually comedies or something relaxing. Not into horror or being depressed from watching a movie - really, what's the point of that?

Food wise - while I'm somewhat picky about what I'll eat, I can find something to eat at just about any place.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A friend recently introduced me to X-rated Scrabble. It's basically just regular Scrabble, but you have to either use a dirty word, or come up with a sentence making the word sound dirty. It's a fun game of using your creative side and your logical side, all the while seeing how dirty someone can get. Anyone want to play?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I have a lot more private things to share - in private. Message me and I'll be an open book!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You're even 1% interested. I promise I'll get that up to 5% in no time!