I'm a midwestern, all-around genuine guy who will make you laugh with me. Or at me. Whatever. I'm actually pretty mellow. I am an actor. Waitwaitwait! Come back! I have a job!

I am dog AND cat friendly. I am also on good terms with fish and fowl.

I am looking for someone who will be nice to me at the end of the day (isn't everyone?), and someone I can go bowling with. And who's funny.

Acting, working. Recently, in the past couple of years have I paid attention to my fitness, and I'm still in the fanatic stage. I never go bowling, even though I love it.

I want to travel more, as I've traveled far less than I wanted. I went to Honolulu for an improv festival. I was sick all three days.

Let's see... trying to transition from cubicleville into a more entrepreneurial life. Spending too much time on social media at work. Looking at people's travel pics on OKC.

Lightening a tense situation with laughter. Charming your socks off.
Writing humorously bad poetry.
Kissing, I'm told.
Returning writing utensils I borrow.

Bald head and smile.

Any food, not picky. I have eclectic tastes in music, but I'm listening to a lot of Metallica, Anthrax and Megadeth lately. And Django Reinhardt. Spotify and Pandora are my saviors during the workday.

I'm behind on my TV. I read for a living, so I have to admit that reading is the last thing I feel like doing in my spare time.

I like upscale pub grub and Hostess Zingers. I eat healthy, but I have to remind myself to do it. Any kind of wine (honestly, I can't tell a box wine from a $100 bottle of wine, but I do like Malbecs), and a good IPA. Sushi is good, but I don't do any with tentacles. Really, any cuisine has good and bad. I'd really like to find okonomiyaki in LA.

iPod/iPhone, as they keep me sane during work.
Creative life, as it keeps me sane during work.
Glasses, as they keep me from driving into another car.
Internet. No witty follow up.
Exercise. I can't believe I just wrote that, but it's true.
Food.

Why people are constantly trying to "go off" certain foods, even when it's doomed to failure. Why not just cut back?
How machines will make us all obsolete. Fun!
Why no one gets the STEAL is to STALE question right. Unless I'm wrong. But that can't be right.
What I want to be when I grow up.

Enjoying a happy hour glass of wine after work. Or performing, or watching other people perform. Laundry.

I once struck out three times in one inning in Little League

Well, if you like what you read and saw.