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funkiemonk

27 M Dallas, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to laugh and play with dogs. Beer in the summer, whiskey in the winter. Pizza year round. I am a shoe whore and I like kisses. Music and technology make me happy as well. I live alone with my dog and need company. What I admire most in any human is a thirst for knowledge, basically if you are learning I am liking😊

I'm pretty happy with the strides I'm taking in my own life and I wouldn't say I'm lonely but sometimes I just wish I had someone to talk really honestly with. Like it would be fantastic to fall in love...I'm not afraid to say that anymore.

Insta funkiemonk
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to have a routine...strange but I think I need it.

I went to college, I have a pretty decent job, new car, live alone. Now I feel like an adult who hasn't completely ruined his life and it's...unexpected? I didn't plan to be normal? So I'm trying to keep that shit going by building a routine that will keep me sane and normal and hopefully make me a better person.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
This may sound stupid but I feel like I'm good at stream lining things...as in making connections and correlations. In general I feel like I am very social, and I don't mean that in a "everybody look at me" way, but rather that I try to be considerate of people and this makes it easier for me to get along with other humans. Y le hecho ganas al español...lenguas extranjeras me llaman mucho la atención.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard or my glasses or that I'm a big guy? Personally I think first impressions are overrated...I never think to myself "but what was the first thing I thought about this person?" I mean who really does that?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite books are "the outsiders", "the average American male", "100 years of solitude" and many other short stories...

Favorite movies are
Well most Judd Apatow movies, anything by Tarintino, "Amores Perros", "Hannah", and for some strange reason I always watch "My big fat Greek wedding" but my fav go to movie is "Forrest Gump".

Music
I feel like there is always room to listen to more radiohead, I grew up loving and listening to red hot chili peppers and incubus but they aren't my favorites anymore...I love the strokes...I like a lot of up beat alternative/pop. I also listen to norteñas and tejano music. I listen to good music...it's just hard for me to write it all down cause the question is overwhelming. I love good ole R&B like John Legend and stuff like the roots and west coast rap and old New York Hip-Hop.

Food
Barbecue, Fajitas, Oreos, Seafood and pizza duh!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.My dog
2. My family
3. My phone
4. Heroin
5. Chocolate
6. Cold water
One of these is a joke.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My dog. Food. Women. The future. Game of Thrones.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either with my friends having a beer watching sports or something we all find funny or at a movie or concert.

Or me and my three friends are eating fast food and playing video games here at my casa...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really wish I owned a pair of ugg boots...they look comfy as hell.
You should message me if
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You have hobbies and interests of your own. You like a chubby guy with a good face of hair. You consider yourself at least mildly classy or at least respectful of the people and atmosphere around you. You no only value honesty but you practice it...like whole heartedly.

Please no right wing "traditional values" people...although I'm not religious I'll respect a religious person...a republican however...well there is a 0 tolerance rule for republican activities here!