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funkmasterbex

30 / F / Straight / Single

New York, New York

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 6:37am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I am the newly red-headed girl on the subway with the yoga mat and maybe eating a mini cupcake or drinking a coconut water. I try to live a healthy lifestyle but I do like my sweets and my alcohols occasionally.

I am a feisty woman (in an charming way, of course) who loves to laugh at crude and off-color jokes. I can also curse like a sailor. But, I recycle and volunteer so I figure it all balances out.

I love photography as an art and trying to work my beginner DSLR.

I prefer live stand-up comedy to live music, any day. However, I can have fun almost anywhere (even a padded room).
What I’m doing with my life
I work in healthcare advertising, think Don Draper pitching Viagra. Crack is whack, but ain't nothing wrong with pushing a little anti-depressant here and there.
I’m really good at
-Making up great nicknames
-Feeling smart when I use a Thesaurus
-Halloween costumes (Chia Pet, Captain Planet, Kid from Kid N Play)
-Hanging onto my VHS tape collection as well as my VHS player
-Being clumsy or spilling (which keeps my cleaners in business)
-Focusing on my career path
The first things people usually notice about me
are my petite stature and my big personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Love Broadway shows.

TV shows: Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Archer, New Girl, Cosby Show, Rescue Me, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Breaking Bad

Food: gummies is all shapes and forms (i.e. gummies shaped like sharks, or like burgers)

Books: A 50 Shades of Grey coloring book
The six things I could never do without
- CRUNCHY peanut butter
- freaking hilarious people in my life
- sturdy pair of running shoes
- grilled cheese sandwiches (with tomato in the middle)
- learning from other people
- hot vinyasa yoga once or twice a week
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What fun name I can give to the Starbucks employee for my order?

How can I be more like Sheryl Sandberg? (Lean In, emm effer)
On a typical Friday night I am
Until the Brooklyn Half, I am usually taking it easy on Friday nights because I have my training runs planned for Saturday mornings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It took me three times to pass my NY state driving test...
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 29–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- you have something(s) funny to say to me
- you are passionate and driven (and have a career track)
- you like a woman with some adorable spunk