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funky_beets

35 Melbourne, Australia Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Education
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like a whole load of stuff... I like things that have flashy lights and that make exciting noises.. I like finding things I have lost, sparkly stuff, dogs, interesting and intelligent people... so they are things about what I like....but what about me? Hmmmm..... I believe in the power of positive intention, in looking for the best in people, in learning and being open to new experiences and in taking myself out on hot dates :) Ideally I would like to meet someone worthy of singing this in the shower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1bVMW2XVNI (which is a most excellent track (thanks PBS for playing it earlier and educating me of its origins.. I love old funk and soul, its always a good time!)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwDMFOLIHxU

fortunately i like it!! I guess I am concerned with making things brighter - assisted by a glue gun, glitter, several cans of gold spray paint and a team of somewhat uncoordinated but nonetheless brilliant assistants, which can make the whole process challenging, time consuming, occasionally stressful, mostly fun.... I do do this for a living, its bloody brilliant having a job you love. I play in a band and study part time, so I'm pretty busy, busily happy...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Engaging people in ridiculous activities, inventing games, quizzes, frisbee, baking, gardening… oh hang on they are just things that I like, I may only sometimes be really good at them!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on how tall you are.. If you are short it could be my boobs, if you are tall it could be these ridiculous sunglasses… It could be that I am cycling no-hands, or that I am asking myself "why did I come here?" in the supermarket..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Im not really into TV, don't mind movies but would rather go see a band, have a bath or Skype my folks... I can get through a book a day on the rare occasion I have a whole day free... I spent a beautiful day in bed with 'A thousand splendid suns' on the first day of my holidays last week, perfect way to start a week off, beautifully written, warm breeze.....ahhhh…..

I play in a band and really enjoy checking out new Melbourne talent, festivals, beats and brass. If you like horn sections we will get on great :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Im pretty sure I can do without most material goods (I'm not saying I wouldn't bitch and moan a little and I would hate to live in a world without glitter, fireworks, festivals, cocktails, coffee and ice-cream ) but Im keen to hang on to my health, positive attitude and the people I hold dear
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
….oops I should have watered that ages ago...
...How the !@#$ am I going to entertain this lot today...
...right now snails are probably eating my seedlings...
...how am I gonna deal with the snail situation...
...I wonder how my folks are...
...wheres the fun at later?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well tonight I have just returned from the spa.. swim steam sauna goodness... other friday nights have seen me playing gigs, cooking for friends, watching bands, drinking outrageously named cocktails, studying (urgh) dating, dancing, driving, festivalling, frolicking, making costumes, making a mess, drinking rum... whatever I am doing I will be enjoying it, although I probably be knackered...so if you are going to ask me out on a friday night date then I expect you to be entertaining!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my mum said on the phone the other day that I should't be so picky, Sorry Mum but I don't agree that I am (MUM!!What are you doing on here??)... however I do believe that... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txapREGWHp0

actually I don't believe that, but it does have to feel right and have that feel good factor that song inspires

...and I really love trashy 80's music, particularly when i'm driving - I have terrible taste in car music but excellent taste in tunes at all other times…. I love funk, disco anything with a fat horn section, electronic beats - think my trance days are over but you never know!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you believe in climate change and think Tony Abbott is a poisonous, odious fuck wit
we can see eye to eye and I don't have to bend down too far to kiss you
you are not painfully socially awkward, inept or chronically lacking in confidence
you want to hang out in a veggie patch
you like who you are
you think I sound like your kinda lady