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funky_beets

35 Melbourne, Australia Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Education
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like a whole load of stuff... I like things that have flashy lights and that make exciting noises.. finding lost things…. sparkly stuff..dots…dogs... interesting and intelligent people...

I believe in the power of positive intention, in looking for the best in people, in learning and being open to new experiences and in taking myself out on hot dates :)

Ideally I would like to meet someone worthy of singing this in the shower...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1bVMW2XVNI
a most excellent track (thanks PBS for playing it earlier and educating me of its origins.. I love old funk and soul, its always a good time!)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwDMFOLIHxU

Yup, dressing up in sequins and singing about Jesus, thats me… ha.. no, I was referring to the content… Im in the happy percentage that genuinely love what they do and I am assisted by a glue gun, glitter, several cans of gold spray paint and a team of somewhat uncoordinated but nonetheless brilliant assistants, which can make the whole process challenging, time consuming, occasionally stressful, mostly fun.... its bloody brilliant having a job you love. I play in a band and study part time, so I'm pretty busy, busily happy...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Engaging people in ridiculous activities, inventing games, quizzes, frisbee, baking, gardening… oh hang on they are just things that I like, I may only sometimes be really good at them!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am laughing at them :) (in a nice way)

Update - apparently I'm much better looking in person… that is good right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I hang out reading in the bath for hours, I would way rather do that than watch TV. I Have my moments for downloads but am pretty picky and don't care enough about any of it to bother writing about them. I love Reggae, funk, disco and soul. I play in a funk band and love playing gigs with new Melbourne talent - bring on the festivals, beats and brass.

When inspired I can do amazing things in the kitchen, some of those amazing things are edible, others are more of a watch and wait experience :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Im pretty sure I can do without most material goods (I'm not saying I wouldn't bitch and moan a little and I would hate to live in a world without glitter, fireworks, festivals, cocktails, coffee and ice-cream ) but Im keen to hang on to my health, positive attitude and the people I hold dear
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
….oops I should have watered that ages ago...
...How the !@#$ am I going to entertain this lot today...
…gardens looking a bit forlorn
...I wonder how my folks are...
...wheres the fun at later?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well tonight I have just returned from the spa.. swim steam sauna goodness... other friday nights have seen me playing gigs, cooking for friends, watching bands, drinking outrageously named cocktails, studying (urgh) dating, dancing, driving, festivalling, frolicking, making costumes, making a mess, drinking rum... whatever I am doing I will be enjoying it, although I probably be knackered...so if you are going to ask me out on a friday night date then I expect you to be entertaining!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my mum said on the phone the other day that I should't be so picky, Sorry Mum but I don't agree that I am (MUM!!What are you doing on here??)... however I do believe that... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txapREGWHp0

actually I don't believe that, but it does have to feel right and have that feel good factor that song inspires

...and I really love trashy 80's music, particularly when i'm driving - I have terrible taste in car music but excellent taste in tunes at all other times…. I love funk, disco anything with a fat horn section, electronic beats - think my trance days are over but you never know!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you believe in climate change and think Tony Abbott is a poisonous, odious fuck wit
we can see eye to eye and I don't have to bend down too far to kiss you
you are not painfully socially awkward, inept or chronically lacking in confidence
you want to hang out in a veggie patch
you like who you are
you think I sound like your kinda lady