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funkyfinemug

32 / M / Straight / Single

Long Beach, New York

His Details

Last Online
Today – 12:36am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm not a big fan of doing the self-summary, but lets try it, shall we?

I'm a professional drummer and percussionist. I love playing and listening to all forms of music from around the world and consider it my way of truly expressing myself.

I can be very open minded and at the same time, I can also be blunt and opinionated - but as I like to say: "A lack of strong opinions is a sign of a weak mind."

I'm looking for an intelligent, attractive, cultured, creative, and kind person. I'M NOT INTERESTED IN PLAYING GAMES! JUST LET A PERSON KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!

My best friend in the world is my beagle, Samson.

I'm not into clubbing or bars at all. I'd much rather hang out at a place where I can actually hear the person talking to me and not have to deal with everyone fist-pumping and "beating up the beat" around me.

I love to joke around and make people laugh and being the one laughing is just as fun!

I am creative, funny, and in need of better pictures...
What I’m doing with my life
I'm involved in numerous musical endeavors, from recording and performing to educational tours. I'm fortunate enough to be able to make a living doing what I love in life. Some times may be better than others, but I love what I do and that is the most important thing to me! Also, I've recently started a charity dedicated to providing music education programs to schools in need.
I’m really good at
- Drums and percussion
- Making people laugh
- Kicking ass in Boggle
- Abusing the word "booyakasha!"
- Making Bruce Lee noises on the (not so) random occasion

One thing that I'm definitely NOT good at is filling in this "I'm really good at" section.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Comedies, classics, action, biographies

Music: it's easier to list types of music than it is bands (although my favorite bands of all time are Medeski Martin & Wood (no, they're not a law firm) and Nirvana). Hip Hop, Brazilian (samba, batucada, maracatu, baião, bossa nova), Afro-Cuban, Funk, Jazz, RnB, Rock, some old Metal, Reggae, Afro-Beat, Experimental, Second Line, Drum n' Bass, and much much more!
The six things I could never do without
Friends and family, music/drums, laughter, love, my beagle Samson, and dabs of hash oil. (no, I'm not LAZY!) :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lots of things...my mind often goes 100 miles a minute (yes, it was clocked, but the cop was cool and let me off with a warning). There...got my cheesy joke in for the profile. Moving along: Life, family, my dog, music, expression, traveling, and wondering how and why women consistently manage to pick the worst representatives of the male species to date. Wassupwitdat?
On a typical Friday night I am
most likely hanging out with some friends and/or my dog (as in canine, not my homey).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I never learned to drive and don't intend on doing so anytime soon . If that's a deal breaker for you, it's pretty safe to say that we don't have the same priorities when it comes to looking for a person. I always get where I need to get and am willing to make the commute to you if you're worth it, and that's all that should matter! :)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You're smart, funny, attractive, kind, creative, cultured, and you have absolutely no desire to be anything like the Kardashians, Paris Hilton, the Real House Wives, the Bad Girls, or Snookie. THAT'S CLUTCH!

If I'm just someone you'd like to get to know. I just may want to get to know you too! :)

Also, please DON'T write to me if you have "sex" listed as one of the six things you can't live without, but not "love" or "companionship". Our priorities are not the same.