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funkymonkey1983

30 M Virginia Beach, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First off, I’d like to say that I’m fully aware of the kind of messages you receive; things like “Sup Gurl?”, “Your hot”, “Wanna fuck?” and the always popular “Hi”. I promise you’ll never receive one like that from me.

My name is Tony, I am a self motivated, outgoing, try anything type of person. I enjoy working on cars, fishing, skiing, going on trips, hanging out with the family, and pretty much a little bit of everything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well... I've spent the last Nine years of my life working
in the auto industry. I currently work as a car buyer, this
includes appraising cars along with traveling to auto auctions to
purchase cars. I have a passion for what I do and see myself
working in this industry for a long time to come. I have some goals that I want to reach and am realizing more and more that life is a big "balancing" act, if you spend too much time or focus on one area it WILL affect other areas of your life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, I enjoy being "that guy." It makes me feel
good to make someone's day just got a little bit better. I am also
very handy around the house and working on cars. I'm also a good skier. I learn things very quickly and love to try new things!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes would be the first Physical thing someone would see, they change from Green to Blue. The first thing most people notice is probably the sarcastic comment that I am making as a first meet them. Thats just how I am! :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy any movie that is not a western or a musical. Love to listen to O.A.R., Sublime, Kid Rock, lots of country, rap, pop... anything that isn't bluegrass I will probably like. I like most foods but Love Chinese and Italian. I don't read many books, I'm not against it but I don't often sit down long enough to "get lost" in a good book.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't really like this section... but, here are six things I enjoy....
My Family..........................................................
The Internet......................................................
My Toolset.........................................................
My TV................................................................
My Friends.........................................................
My Bed..............................................................
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I haven't tried yet.

How can I achieve more in life?

What comes next?

Honestly, if you spend too much time thinking about things then you are busy not doing things. Live with no regrets. You should never look back and say "I wish I would have..."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting on my comfy couch, drinking a beer with a friend or just watchin a movie. I don't treat Friday night differently than a Tuesday night, the only difference is that more people are willing to do something on a Friday vs. any other weekday... WEAK!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hm... I may update this later on but for now. I'm a stubborn
person, I hate to admit it but I know it's true.
I need to get to 1,000 words to "finish" my profile so I am going to sing! LA LA LA LA LA BUMBA! LA LA LA LA LA BUMBA! TA TUCKA TEE LA LA LA LA DE DE! LA LA LA LA LA LA BUMBA! LA LA LA LA LA LA BUMBA! TA TUCKA TEE LA LA LA LA DE DE!! thats how the song goes... right? man... I keep checking and still not at 1,000 words... I'll just continue to type random things and if you are reading at this point then you probably know a little bit more about my kind of humor. Oh and if you got this far you definitely need to send me a message!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are fun to be around and want someone to have a great time with!