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funkyveg

48 Chicago, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 40–52
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Thanks for reading. I'm an outspoken, confident, political, goofy, passionate, sensitive, cute, devoted teacher, auntie, vegetarian, cat lover, and friend. I'm looking for someone who appreciates these qualities and is caring, kind, compassionate, helpful, supportive, fun, and lives in Chicago. I love my family and friends, tell them so, and hug them often. Even though I'm independent, I certainly appreciate chivalry.

A sense of humor is a top priority. You need to laugh every day. Goofballs are most definitely welcome to apply. I enjoy conversations about everything from politics to pollination. Travel is super important. I've been all over, but there are always new places to visit, as well as old favorites to share. My most recent trips include Key West, Seattle/Portland, Austin, Philadelphia, New Glarus, Sonoma and SanFrancisco. I went to Ireland over the summer. Rode horses, drove on the wrong side of the road, and sampled lots of beer and culture.

I love riding my bike around town (just had a new one custom made), swimming, yoga, eating out, visiting museums, taking cooking classes, stopping by farmers markets, reading, sleeping, live music, all the basics. I'm not too cool for roller coasters, sappy poems, or go-carts. I love to be read to and have my back scratched. I have a small piano that I don't know how to use. Come play something for me, and I'll sing. I also make a decent dirty vodka martini and a mean Manhattan.

I am really looking for someone who lives in Chicago. The suburbs are great, but I'm a city girl. Also important, please have a reasonably firm command of the English language. I AM a teacher, for goodness sake.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, playing, riding, rallying, reading, writing, laughing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping secrets, planning trips, impromptu dance parties, general silliness, organizing
The first things people usually notice about me
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My green glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some things I love lately are True Detective, Newsroom, Girls, Decemberists, Black Keys, Spoon, Longman and Eagle, Lula, House of Cards, Treme, Orange is the New Black, Redmoon Theater. So glad there are apps to keep track of those things. I regularly use Pinterest, IMDb, and Goodreads. Favorite writers include Harper Lee, Tom Robbins, Douglas Coupland, Margaret Atwood, Richard Adams, Sandra Cisneros, Cormac McCarthy, Barbara Kingsolver. I have a library card, and I'm not afraid to use it. Directors: David Lynch, Jim Jarmusch, Scorsese, Coppola, Almodovar, Wes Anderson. I recently saw Birdman, Rosewater, and St. Vincent. Oscar season is upon us. Yay!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Top six: books, bikes, coffee, travel, friends, and family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social justice. Pants are overrated. Why are men my age so serious? Chicago/Illinois politics. Okay, all politics. Vote for Chuy!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Waiting for the tamale guy at Archie's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really don't mind spaghetti sauce from a jar. I don't often separate my laundry. I know, scandalous!
You should message me if
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Message me if you're interested and want to have a drink and a chat.

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