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funkyveg

49 Chicago, IL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 38–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, fellas. I'm an outspoken, confident, political, goofy, passionate, sensitive, cute, devoted teacher, auntie, vegetarian, and friend. I'm looking for someone who appreciates these things and is caring, kind, compassionate, helpful, supportive, fun, and lives in Chicago. I love my family and friends, tell them so, and hug them often. Even though I'm independent, I certainly appreciate chivalry.

A sense of humor is a top priority. You need to laugh every day. Goofballs are most definitely welcome to apply. I enjoy conversations about everything from politics to pollination. Travel is super important. I've been all over, but there are always new places to visit, as well as old favorites to share.

I love riding my bike around town (had Trixie custom made), swimming, yoga, visiting museums, taking cooking classes, farmers markets, reading, sleeping, live music, and pie in all its forms. I'm not too cool for roller coasters, sappy poems, or go-carts. I also make a decent dirty vodka martini and a mean Manhattan.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, playing, riding, rallying, reading, writing, laughing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fighting for social justice. Speaking truth to power.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My green glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some things I love lately or always are TransParent, True Detective, Girls, Serial, Broad City, Man Seeking Woman, Louie, Decemberists, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Beastie Boys, Black Keys, Spoon, John Spencer Blues Explosion, Longman and Eagle, Lula, Sportsman's, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, Redmoon Theater, Garfield Park Conservatory. Favorite writers include Harper Lee, Tom Robbins, Douglas Coupland, Margaret Atwood, Richard Adams, Sandra Cisneros, Cormac McCarthy, Barbara Kingsolver, Phillip K. Dick. I have a library card, and I'm not afraid to use it. Directors: David Lynch, Jim Jarmusch, Scorsese, Coppolas, Almodovar, Coens, Wes Anderson.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, bikes, coffee/beer (coffee stout?), travel, friends, and family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How pants are overrated. Why are men my age so serious? Chicago/Illinois politics. Okay, all politics. Bernie for president!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Waiting for the tamale guy at Archie's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
“As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.”

― Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis
You should message me if
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You want to have a drink and a chat. Or a catch. I have a baseball glove and a ball.