Greetings all you crazy swingers and shakers! Your visiting this web page tells me that you enjoy living dangerously, or at least in a dangerously devious manner...... Or maybe you are just super bored and enjoy looking at all the pretty shapes and colors.

Personality info: I'm kind of a goof and I definitely qualify as a smart-ass of epic proportions, if I do say so myself. I'm usually quiet when I first meet people. It takes me a little while to get to know them and figure out just how much sarcastic smart-assery they can handle without losing it before I relax and start to make their life miserable.

I'm very open-minded and I'll try just about anything once to see if I like it. I have a couple really good friends, as opposed to having a horde of sort-of friends. I feel I'm fairly liberal and somewhat anti-religious. I also do have a bit of a kinky streak.

I've had very good luck with this site in the past. I met both my best friend and my most recent Ex (different people) on this site, both of which were good experiences. That being said, I'm not on here with any specific purpose in mind. I'm not specifically searching for anything, if I find a friend, awesome! If I find a pen pal, cool. If I find something else, great. I like to just keep an open mind and see who I bump into.

I am attracted to both genders, as well as those who bridge them or fall in between.

These are just a few things I find attractive regardless of gender.

1. Confidence - Confidence is sexy. People who are sure of themselves and have the courage to live and accept themselves for who they are.
2. Assertiveness - I like those with strong personalities. I like people who know what they want and go after it.
3. Kink - I admire those with devious minds. I have a kinky streak and I think an open-minded person would be most comfortable with me.
4. A playful sense of humor and deviousness - Life is always more fun in the company of those who keep you on your toes.
5. 20-30 - Between 20 and 30 years old is my primary search group. Any younger, and I worry about maturity, any older and I worry about being attracted to them. Exceptions can be made though!

*btw, if you consistently see me on your stalkers list, I'm probably looking at your test scores page. I've taken and re-taken the tests on here so many times that when I see an interesting test I can't remember if I've taken it already or not and I don't want to scroll through all my test scores looking for each one.

Or maybe I really am a crazy stalker who has fixated on you…....

I work and go to school. Those activities usually keep me pretty busy, but when I have a free night I like to go and relax at the Necto. Monday and Friday nights are the best nights to go because on those nights everyone is extremely relaxed and outgoing. I wonder why it's always the people who live an alternative lifestyle who are the friendliest..... Anyways, Monday is factory/goth night and Friday is pride night.

Because, I've seen him. He's like fire, and ice, and rage. He's like the night, and the storm and the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And, he's wonderful....

I'm not sure, but whatever it is I'm totally rocking its world.

You tell me. I have many stunning features, including the confidence to recognize what they are and the impertinence to flaunt them.

I'm also not above patting myself on the back or stroking my ego;) (among other things).

If I had to name my physical aspects that stand out most, I'd have to say either my height or my eyes. Someone recently told me I have beautiful blue eyes. I don't think they're anything special, but it would have been rude to argue with them after giving me a compliment. Besides, I love flattery;)
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.... Oh, or it might be my tattoos.

I have 4 tattoos.

1. The first is a solid black tribal pattern, but it's pretty big. It starts on my right pectoral and shoulder and wraps around my arm, side, and shoulder and ends on my back.

2. This second is on my chest over my right pectoral. It is a red dragon done in a tribal style.

3. The third is on my back, it's a dragon stretches from the base of my neck to the middle of my back and from shoulder to shoulder. This one is also red, but it is more like a crest or icon.

4. The fourth is on my left arm and is a dragon that extends from shoulder to wrist while spiraling around my arm several times. It has many colors, though again the main color is red.

FOOD: I love Chinese and Italian food. It can do no wrong.

AUTHORS: Jacqueline Carey, A. N. Roquelaure, David Gemmell, L.E. Modesitt

LITERATURE: A little bit of everything is good, but travel books are the best. Question, do web comics count as literature? I've recently developed a taste for them, especially Questionable Content and Girls with Slingshots.

MUSIC: Dethklok, Motionless in White, Florence and the Machine, Repo! The genetic Opera, Anthony Hamilton, Natalie Cole, Nightwish, Tenacious D, factory music, most things with a great dance beat.

*mumble *mumble maybe Avril Lavigne mumble*.....yeah, that's right. I'm not ashamed to admit it...... Well, maybe a little ashamed...... I'm dealing with it, it's a process...

MOVIES: Movies are great, all genres have their legendary titles: 1. The Last Samurai 2. Waiting 3. The Godfather 4. Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas 5. Training Day 6. Snatch 7. 300 8. Meet Joe Black 9. Kinky Boots 10. Muppet Movies

TV: Boston Legal, SOA, The West Wing, Doctor Who, Big Bang Theory, Robot Chicken, NCIS, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, House, Scrubs, That 70s Show, Las Vegas, Star Trek TNG/Voyager, Red vs. Blue, Archer

1. Chocolate, I'm a chocoholic, I have a problem.

2. Chocolate, yeah, I know, but I'm so addicted that it deserves the 1st and 2nd spot. Hehehe.

3. Sports, I know, typical guy stuff, but I like it.

4. Barnes & Nobles/Borders, seriously, it's like paradise.

5. My hammock, the perfect napping device.

6. Someone to laugh with.

Tails, animals with tails, what having a tail would be like. We should really research this idea more, I think it could work.

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http://www.applegeeks.com/comics/viewcomic.php?issue=187
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click it if you dare.......
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TOP 10 PLACES WHERE I'LL MOST LIKELY BE!!!

1. STEELERS NATION 2. NECTO 3. BOWLING ALLEY 4. MOVIE THEATER 5. CONCERT 6. SPORTING EVENT 7. AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE 8. ON A ROAD TRIP 9. MONGOLIAN BBQ 10. INK PARLOR

I can keep a whole conversation going using nothing but movie quotes.

Please read the journal entry for Nov. 9th before contacting me. It's for your own good!

You should message me if:

1. You want to play Euchre.
2. You want to talk about tattoos.
3. You want to discuss chocolate addiction help groups.
4. You know why dentists are such sadists.
5. You're trying to fight boredom.
6. You've ever danced up on the main stage at Necto and hit your head on the speakers hanging from the ceiling and want to trade war stories.
7. You've ever had a Dr. Who-gasm.
8. You've threatened to camp out in mongolian bbq and never leave.
9. You've always wanted to be friends with HK-47.
10. For any other reason.

Any reason will do I guess.

Also, I generally encourage random mockery, teasing, sarcastic comments, and epic smartassery.

Don't be afraid!!! I bite but I don't have rabies;)