08/08/09 - MAJOR PROFILE REVAMP

*btw, if you consistently see me on your stalkers list, I'm probably looking at your test scores page. I've taken and re-taken the tests on here so many times that when I see an interesting test I can't remember if I've taken it already or not and I don't want to scroll through all my test scores looking for each one.

Or maybe I really am a crazy stalker who has fixated on you…....

(and now back to your regularly scheduled profile)

Hey everyone, if you're reading this, you must be bored. Oh well, I'll do my best to make it at least slightly more interesting than teasing a cat with a laser pointer.

I'm not searching for anything specific, if I find a friend, awesome! If I find a pen pal, cool. If I find something else, great. I never really search for anything specific, instead, I just keep an open mind and let things find me and it usually works out.

For some reason I seem to remind everybody I know of Eeyore, but that's alright, Eeyore is the original standard for emo/gothic awesomeness. I might look like a parent's worst nightmare, but I clean up nice, or so I'm told.

I'm a wall-flower at first, but once I get to know someone, I warm up. The more I trust and like someone, the more I'll make fun of them. I love experiencing new things, I live for it. I'll try anything once because I'm terrified of being an old man who looks back on a bland life and wonders... I like watching hockey and football and my favorite restaurant is Mongolian BBQ.

I'm extremely non-religious and about as apolitical as a person can be. I'm only human, and I can hit all ends of the characteristic spectrum. I offer fair warning now, I have a bit of a wild streak, so any of you prude or straight-laced type people out there: BEFRIEND ME AT YOUR OWN RISK!!

GENERAL PERSONALITY INFO - I'm a very casual and laid-back person and generally take things in turn without panicking. I prefer to keep just a few really close friends rather than have a whole gaggle of people who are kind-of friends. I think that most people talk too much and say too little, I fear I'm rambling already.

P.S. I really like EUCHRE, if anyone wants to play, let me know. I can never get enough.

Though I recently graduated from EMU with my Bachelor's degree, I'm still a student in many ways and I'm always learning something new. Currently i have applied to start working on my Master's degree. I consider myself to be very open-minded and am almost always willing to try new things.

I'm enjoying my summer job as the night auditor of a hotel in Mackinaw City. It takes some getting used to, sleeping during the day, but it's nice to have a reliable job where I am able to save up some money for future shenanigans.

I recently picked up a new used car since my old one died, it's a definite upgrade but I'll miss the memories that will go with her to the scrapyard.

My summer ink work is progressing nicely. The touch-up on my right torso/arm/shoulder pattern is complete and we are about 75% of the way through the touch-up of the piece on my back. Once that is done, we'll start on the touch-up/alterations to the spiraling piece on my left arm. We're gonna thicken up the lines and change the color pattern among other things.

I'm not sure, but whatever it is I'm totally rocking its world.

You tell me. I have many stunning features, including the confidence to recognize what they are and the impertinence to flaunt them.

I'm also not above patting myself on the back or stroking my ego;)

If I had to name my physical aspects that stand out most, I'd have to say either my height or my eyes. Someone recently told me I have beautiful blue eyes. I don't think they're anything special, but it would have been rude to argue with them after giving me a compliment. Besides, I love flattery;)
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.... Oh, or it might be my tattoos.

I have 4 tattoos.

1. The first is a solid black tribal pattern, but it's pretty big. It starts on my right pectoral and shoulder and wraps around my arm, side, and shoulder and ends on my back.

2. This second is on my chest over my right pectoral. It is a red dragon done in a tribal style.

3. The third is on my back, it's a dragon stretches from the base of my neck to the middle of my back and from shoulder to shoulder. This one is also red, but it is more like a crest or icon.

4. The fourth is on my left arm and is a dragon that extends from shoulder to wrist while spiraling around my arm several times. It has many colors, though again the main color is red.

FOOD: I love Chinese and Italian food. It can do no wrong.

LITERATURE: A little bit of everything is good, but travel books are the best. Question, do web comics count as literature? I've recently developed a taste for them, especially Questionable Content and Girls with Slingshots.

MUSIC: Paulina Rubio, Anthony Hamilton, Natalie Cole, Nightwish, Nickelback, Creed, The Rasmus, Tenacious D, factory music, most things with a great dance beat.

*mumble *mumble maybe Avril Lavigne mumble*.....yeah, that's right. I'm not ashamed to admit it...... Well, maybe a little ashamed...... I'm dealing with it, it's a process...

MOVIES: Movies are great, all genres have their legendary titles: 1. The Last Samurai 2. Waiting 3. The Godfather 4. Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas 5. Training Day 6. Snatch 7. 300 8. Meet Joe Black 9. Kinky Boots

1. Chocolate, I'm a chocoholic, I have a problem.

2. Chocolate, yeah, I know, but I'm so addicted that it deserves the 1st and 2nd spot. Hehehe.

3. Sports, I know, typical guy stuff, but I like it.

4. Barnes & Nobles/Borders, seriously, it's like paradise.

5. My hammock, the perfect napping device.

6. Someone to laugh with.

Tails, animals with tails, what having a tail would be like. We should really research this idea more, I think it could work.

TOP 10 PLACES WHERE I'LL MOST LIKELY BE!!!

1. BAR 2. PARTY 3. BOWLING ALLEY 4. MOVIE THEATER 5. CONCERT 6. SPORTING EVENT 7. AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE 8. ON A ROAD TRIP 9. MONGOLIAN BBQ 10. INK PARLOR

I registered to vote at a nightclub on goth night.

You should message me if you want to play Euchre, talk about tattoos, discuss chocolate addiction help groups, you know why dentists are such sadists, if you're trying to fight boredom, or if you've ever danced up on the main stage at Necto and hit your head on the speakers hanging from the ceiling and want to trade war stories. Any reason will do I guess.

Also, I generally encourage random mockery, teasing, sarcastic comments, and epic smartassery.

Don't be afraid!!! I bite but I don't have rabies;)