Dear people of the world,

I don't mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want.

Sincerely,

Grammar

Alright net nerds, it's time to play everyone's favorite game again:  NAME THAT MOVIE QUOTE!!!

I will declare the first person to correctly name the movie as "OFFICIALLY AWESOME"!!

Warning:  only the first person to correctly name the movie will be dubbed awesome.

Quote:

A: "37!  My girlfriend has sucked 37 dicks!".

B: "In a row?"

Aaaaaaannnnddd...........  GO!

The rate a person/profile feature on this website is by-and-large, a completely misused device. 

This feature is intended to let you rate a person/profile and possibly give the rated user some feedback as to the appeal/provocativeness of their profile.  Instead, this feature is both pointless because of the interference by social contracts & standards, and is instead used for alternative efforts.

Why this device is pointless in polite society:

• The rating system is too restricted.  It doesn't allow for specific feedback related to the rating.

• Social standards and hypocrisy interfere with honest usage.  If you give a stranger too many stars, you're kissing ass.  If you give too few, it's an unprovoked, mean-spirited attack. 

The stars decoded:

1. 1 Star: Nobody gives one star.  Not only would it be seen/feel like as an unprovoked, mean-spirited attack, but any profile that received so little effort that it only deserves one star doesn't deserve feedback or the time spent to honestly consider and give it.
2. 2 Stars: See above.
3. 3 Stars: Giving 3 stars is a great way of saying: "Hey, you're pretty mediocre.  I mean you're ok, but I'm a little better than you."  I don't think this person will care to interact with you after receiving 3 stars.
4. 4 Stars: In reality, this is the only number of stars you can give if you want to even have a chance at receiving anything back from the rated user.  It''s complimentary, but not over-the-top.
5. 5 Stars: Giving 5 stars to a stranger who you don't really know at all is a great way of kissing ass and saying: "Here is this really positive rating, but I don't actually know if you deserve it at all.  No, I don't think that robs it of any and all meaning...  Hello?"

This is why the vast majority of the time, any rating received will be of 4 stars.

If this device is to have any real value, then society needs to step up, roll back their sleeves, and just be crushingly, brutally honest.  And it needs to mature to the point where it can handle constructive feedback and not curl up into a little ball in the corner sobbing.

What it is really used for:

• In many cases, a simple rating of their attractiveness (let's be honest). 

• It is used as "the lazy man's hello".

• This device is also often used by users who are too shy to work up the nerve and write an actual message.  It's a way of saying "Hey, I like you. (but I'm too afraid to make it explicit in case I get shot down or ignored)"

Just saying....

Let me know if you disagree.  Preferably not through some rating involving stars.

I actually caught myself singing "Man or Muppet" at work today...  It's just too awesome to not sing.  I dare you to try and resist doing so tomorrow at work!

So, over the past couple months, several friends have recommended this gay nightclub in the Detroit area called Iceclub.  Tonight I decided to give the place a shot after work.  Long-story-short, it was pretty disappointing.  First, the club is located in a pretty shady area.  Second, the drinks there cost a fortune, even the smallest drink or most low-brow domestic beer cost a minimum of $4.  Third, the clientele was a bit older and balder than I tend to favor. 

The moral of the story:  Stick to Necto.

Just curious, but can anyone tell me how frequently this site says I reply?

Just wondering.

Thanks.

Alright net nerds, it's time to play everyone's favorite game again:  NAME THAT MOVIE QUOTE!!!

I will declare the first person to correctly name the movie as "OFFICIALLY AWESOME"!!

Warning:  only the first person to correctly name the movie will be dubbed awesome.

Quote:

"Now that we have a moment, would you mind if I expressed my gratitude for what you did for Susan?  I never heard her speak of any man as she spoke of you.  It's what I always wanted for her.  What happens to her now?"

"I wouldn't worry about it Bill. These things have a way of working out.  Would you mind if I expressed my gratitude?  For you, for the time you've given me, for the person you are."

"Don't blow smoke up my ass.  It'll ruin my autopsy."

Aaaaaaannnnddd...........  GO!

6.  "I'd like to propose a toast.  "To our deaths!  May they be untimely and inconvenient for all our loved ones.""

7.  "Is there anything I can say other than "The president rode his bicycle into a tree?"."

         "He hopes never to do it again."

     "Seriously, they're laughing pretty hard."

         "He rode his bicycle into a tree CJ!  What do you want me--the president, while riding a bicycle on his vacation in Jackson Hole, came to a sudden arboreal stop."

8.  "So, you're Shirley Schmidt of Crane, Poole, and-

           "Scmidt."

     "Alan Shore.  It's a pleasure."         *extends hand*

           "Surely you intend to wash that first."

     "I keep an extremely clean penis."

1.  "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect.  But actually, from a non-linear,  non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbley wobbley, timey wimey.... stuff."

2.  "I would just like to let everyone know, that I suck.  And that I'm a girl.  And I like ribbons in my hair.  And I want to kiss all the boys."

3.  "Don't you take away my ability to have tantrums!  Alright?  That you cannot have.  Alright, you robot!!!"

4.  "You can go, but I'll be watching the news.  And, if anything is vandalized, or explodes, or catches on fire, "X" is gonna equal me kicking your ass."

5.  "It's called the theory of everything."

          "The theory of everything?"

    "Yes."

          "Is it comprehensive?"

Alright, it's time to start a new quote game.  This quote is taken from a TV show and not a movie.

The first person to name the show and episode (including season) will be termed a complete insane badass. 

"If you had a chance right now to go back in time and kill Hitler, Wouldn't you do it?  I mean I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he was awesome, but you would, right?"

"I'm just gonna stop playing."

"When Hitler rose to power there were a lot of people who just stopped playing.  You know who those people were?  The French!  Are you French Clyde?"

"No."

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi Clyde?"

Ready.........  Go!