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funnerdyguy

37 M Gainesville, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Can someone explain why most girls think the only two options are
1: commit to marriage prior to meeting or
2: one night stand?

I've noticed a lot of MBTI personalities here. I'm ENTJ. Known as the "Field Marshall". It's a perfect description. "I am the hammer and the anvil, you WILL be made useful". Lol. I'm type A-. Meaning, I like order and structure. Though will toss it all out the window for a more efficient and effective method.
ENTJ
Frank, decisive, assume leadership readily. Quickly see illogical and inefficient procedures and policies, develop and implement comprehensive systems to solve organizational problems. Enjoy long-term planning and goal setting. Usually well informed, well read, enjoy expanding their knowledge and passing it on to others. Forceful in presenting their ideas.

I am a tattooed, well-traveled, and educated professional. I intend to continue all. Always hard to answer the "where are you from" question. Love to discuss ideas with someone who is cognitively limber. Hobbies include watching movies and enjoying local and cultural events. Musically I am all over the place though I tend to lean towards rock and rap. I have many pictures and stories from my very fun life. Just ask.

I don't have a "type". I want simple things in a relationship. ie. genuine desire to spend time together, good conversation, ability to handle sarcasm, someone who can laugh at my jokes cause I think they are funny, doing something with their life, supportive, and well-balanced.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My job often reminds me of 2 movies. Alice in Wonderland and/or Natural Born Killers. Jealous?

The stories I have from dating are straight out of joke books and usually have me saying WTF?! REALLY?! My friends and co-workers always enjoy. Perfection? Yes. Perfect for me. Educated? Yes. I need to be able to hold a conversation and consider perspectives. I am often either criticized or sought out for being very cerebral. I am at times awkward. Definitely shy at first.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
People watching
debating
being balanced
avoiding drama
Being awkward
Over analyzing
Walking around with a goofy smile
- people have often said I look suspicious cause I smile too much
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes or my nerdiness. Depending how we meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fight club (though I can't talk about), any music with heavy bass (yes dubstep recently), any psychological themed movie, hmmm.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my iPhone
Coffee
my independence
my closest friends
my awesome experiences from traveling
mental stimulation

I am not really materialistic, so I guess I will have to think about 6 things I value
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future. I am always planning where the next step is and where I want to end up.
That and everything. I think too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My current job has me off Friday and Saturday. Typically will get out with a friend for a drink though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm terribly needle-phobic.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
No scripts to follow.
No expectations.
Hang out and see what develops.
Simple?

You are near, find me interesting/attractive, want to get together to know each other. If you have a Disney pass and wanna waste a day there.

Don't expect a traditional "date". That's presumptuous. We have never met. Let's meet somewhere low key, chat, and decide if there's a vibe? Note my first questions.

I rarely make the first move. If you're interested, say hi.

You should not contact me:
1) you are further than 30 minutes, it's just not gonna happen
2) you are just looking to be entertained when you get bored
3: you don't expect marriage commitment prior to meeting
4: you don't associate wanting sex and one night stands (like you don't want me to think you just looking for a walking credit card).

* I don't mind chat/flirt buddies but lets define as that up-front. If your schedule, distance, and/or responsibilities are going to make meeting or hanging out regularly near impossible, I can't build a relationship.
Please, re-read your profile. I know you think you're expressing strength and confidence but a lot of guys hear 1) high maintenance and/or 2) "I'm a biotch!" (said in my best white trash country voice).