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funnestbox

36 M Escondido, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Fluently)

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My self-summary
My hobbies are killing vampires, traveling to different planets with the Doctor and fighting crime as a masked vigilante.my My goal is to conquer this puny planet and make all woman my personal slaves lol, besides that I want to balance my checkbook and learn how to fly. What makes me unique is the fact that I can travel through time and I'm a secret government assassin/ninja. Don't tell anybody. My taste in music is complicated and full of drama. Sigh. I don't want to talk about it.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
The six things I could never do without
1. Iphone (hate to admit it, but its true)
2. Toothpaste and toothbrush
3. Music
4. Laughter
5. My family
6. And tacos on Tuesday
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can change the world one laugh at a time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like boobs. I try not to stare but what can I say there awesome! more people think I am serious when I am only joking, laughter is the best way to relax.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
I have to meet you in a dark alley. Preferably when you're alone, unarmed and carrying loads of cash in small unmarked bills. Or we could talk over coffee and see if we can solve all or most of the nation's problems.