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funnestbox

36 M Escondido, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:07am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My hobbies are killing vampires, traveling to different planets with the Doctor and fighting crime as a masked vigilante.my My goal is to conquer this puny planet and make all woman my personal slaves lol, besides that I want to balance my checkbook and learn how to fly. What makes me unique is the fact that I can travel through time and I'm a secret government assassin/ninja. Don't tell anybody. My taste in music is complicated and full of drama. Sigh. I don't want to talk about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and my feet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Iphone (hate to admit it, but its true)
2. Toothpaste and toothbrush
3. Music
4. Laughter
5. My family
6. And tacos on Tuesday
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can change the world one laugh at a time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like boobs. I try not to stare but what can I say there awesome! more people think I am serious when I am only joking, laughter is the best way to relax.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I have to meet you in a dark alley. Preferably when you're alone, unarmed and carrying loads of cash in small unmarked bills. Or we could talk over coffee and see if we can solve all or most of the nation's problems.