funny-dave
59 San Marcos, CA
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
funny-dave
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I have been on dating sites since 2010. I have had some nice times, but I have not found my soul mate. I am a marketing guy, so it is my nature to say what I think people want to hear, but that hasn't worked. So, I am going be completely honest.

First, I have two daughters, 12 and 14. They come first. If you don't understand that, we won’t get along. Next, when I am not being dad, I like to have fun. I will walk on the beach, go for a hike and all that, but a dive bar on a Saturday night or a raucous house party is more my cup of tea. I remember the 70s and 80s with fondness, and still enjoy a party.

I feel I should say something about my ideas about religion. I do not belong to any church, and have had some negative experiences with churches. That being said, a good friend of mine, who is a devout Christian, said that I am one of the most Christian people he knows. I often reference the New Testament, but do not believe in the typical sense. If you are a Christian, we will get along well. I am moral, and believe in the basic precepts of Christianity, I am just not big on organized religion, and I have rather an empirical approach to life.

I enjoy other things too, like museums, antique shops, hole in the wall bars and any kind of funky or different place that is unusual. I’ll go to the tourist trap, but prefer the local hangout.

I like to fix things. If you need anything in your home, car, bicycle, motorcycle, motor home, or life fixed, I am a good person to know. I have lots of tools, and I know how to use them. I have worked as a plumber, carpenter, welder, fabricator, electrician, as well as copywriter, graphic designer, web designer, and marketing guru.

Next, I am a mental guy. That means that I think about everything. Intellectual is such a limited term, but if you meet me you will see that there is pretty much nothing that I have not thought about. If you don’t think about the world in detail, you will either be bored or annoyed with me.

I am also a very affectionate and physical person. That means that I like to touch, cuddle, hug, make love, hold hands and share space. I am very good at giving massages, and can make you feel relaxed and happy after a long day.

I also like to cook. I do lots of dishes, (and I do dishes) so if you are not so hot in the kitchen, that’s cool. I can fry, stir-fry, saute, barbecue, blanch, bake and boil, though I avoid that last…

If you would like a guy that thinks, cares, is selfless, constructive and loving, send me a message. If you are looking for a hookup, bad boy, macho man or misogynist, click next.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a good dad, good son, and good friend. working hard on my business and helping other businesses succeed. Living, loving, and making a difference.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a quirky sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Get Shorty, Pulp fiction, 50 First Dates, All of Harry Potter, sushi, fillet mignon, seared ahi, John le Carre, Casablanca, Chuck (the series), Burn Notice, Bones, dive bars, intimate venue rock concerts
The six things I could never do without
I can't think of anything i couldn't live without except food, air, water, a place to live and freedom to think.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Women
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a beer somewhere fun or maybe at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You will have to ask me that...
You should message me if
You like guys that will make you laugh, think, and relax.
More