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funny-dave

58 San Marcos, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 44–54
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have been on dating sites since 2010. I have had some nice times, but I have not found my soul mate. I am a marketing guy, so it is my nature to say what I think people want to hear, but that hasn't worked. So, I am going be completely honest.

First, I have two daughters, 12 and 13. They come first. If you don't understand that, we won’t get along. Next, when I am not being dad, I like to have fun. I will walk on the beach, go for a hike and all that, but a dive bar on a Saturday night or a raucous house party is more my cup of tea. I remember the 70s and 80s with fondness, and still enjoy a party.

I enjoy other things too, like museums, antique shops, hole in the wall bars and any kind of funky or different place that is unusual. I’ll go to the tourist trap, but prefer the local hangout.

I like to fix things. If you need anything in your home, car, bicycle, motorcycle, motor home, or life fixed, I am a good person to know. I have lots of tools, and I know how to use them. I have worked as a plumber, carpenter, welder, fabricator, electrician, as well as copywriter, graphic designer, web designer, and marketing guru.

I also ride a motorcycle, but it is not really suitable for passengers. It will accommodate a passenger, but you need to be very fit to ride pillion on a sport bike.

Next, I am a mental guy. That means that I think about everything. Intellectual is such a limited term, but if you meet me you will see that there is pretty much nothing that I have not thought about. If you don’t think about the world in detail, you will either be bored or annoyed with me.

I am also a very affectionate and physical person. That means that I like to touch, cuddle, hug, make love, hold hands and share space. I am very good at giving massages, and can make you feel relaxed and happy after a long day.

I also like to cook. I do lots of dishes, (and I do dishes) so if you are not so hot in the kitchen, that’s cool. I can fry, stir-fry, saute, barbecue, blanch, bake and boil, though I avoid that last…

If you would like a guy that thinks, cares, is selfless, constructive and loving, send me a message. If you are looking for a hookup, bad boy, macho man or misogynist, click next.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a good dad, good son, and good friend. working hard on my business and helping other businesses succeed. Living, loving, and making a difference.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a quirky sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Get Shorty, Pulp fiction, 50 First Dates, All of Harry Potter, sushi, fillet mignon, seared ahi, John le Carre, Casablanca, Chuck (the series), Burn Notice, Bones, dive bars, intimate venue rock concerts
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can't think of anything i couldn't live without except food, air, water, a place to live and freedom to think.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Women
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a beer somewhere fun or maybe at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You will have to ask me that...
You should message me if
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You like guys that will make you laugh, think, and relax.