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funny666

21 / M / straight / Single

Waterloo, Ontario, Canada

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
—
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
—
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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I am perfect, amazing, and generally god-like.

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My Self-Summary

I'm a hippie math-loving socialist libertarian womanizer. I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, almost as much as I love porno and being a man.

What I’m doing with my life

I love to learn, so school is the place for me for a little while yet.

Seriously though, I've been thinking really hard about it, and I'm pretty sure it'd be pretty cool to be either a trophy husband or a lion tamer. We'll see how it goes.

I’m really good at

summoning the dead.

The key is to wear black eyeliner and play Celine Dion.

The first things people usually notice about me

The giant blue birthmark on my face.

Don't worry though, I'm having elective surgery soon to have it changed to seafoam green.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(A) I'm mad at myself for not finding time to read lately, but if I were reading I'd go for funny reads. You've never heard of it I'm sure, but read "The Bear went over the Mountain" by William Kotzwinkle. Trust me.

(B) AHHHHH! I love movies. I like lots of different types, but I'm really all about the comedies. It doesn't get much better than me, some friends, and a good movie like "Office Space" or "The Big Lebowski".

(C) Music is great. My tastes are all over the map. Right now I'm going through a Decemberists phase.

(D) I'd like the chef salad, please, with the oil and vinegar on the side. And the apple pie à la mode... But I'd like the pie heated, and I don't want the ice cream on top. I want it on the side. And I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it. If not, then no ice cream, just whipped cream, but only if it's real. If it's out of a can, then nothing.

The six things I could never do without

laughter, learning, sex, my army of slaves, sunlight, a good challenge.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

various lofty ambitions. And whether or not the Monopoly guy actually needs that monocle to see.

On a typical Friday night I am

getting by, with a little help from my friends.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I couldn't snap or whistle until I was like seventeen.

Also, I once had a sex dream about the Hamburgler.

You should message me if

You should message me if you're fun, you're smarter than the average bear, and you know how to laugh at yourself.

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