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funnyROMANTIX

40 F Calgary, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
On holidays from dating for a while. )
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm self-employed in the public speaking arena and taking a bit of a mid career break from the usual to play catch-up in other areas of my life particularly ROMANCE.....THUS THIS SITE....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A lady has to have some secrets.... OH do they mean non sexually speaking? (Insert wink here).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Women notice my nice blue eyes & my personality.
MEN, well they notice that too....eventually....after the cleavage NATURALLY.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
topics in the genre of self help/diy like....
HOW TO DO IT STANDING UP (NOT AS PROVOCATIVE AS IT SOUNDS....A BOOK ABOUT COMEDY) - Maybe 50 shades of grey with that special Lover.

My movie tastes aren't usually the favorites of the masses.

THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU A PICTURE OF WHO i am ....shows and music we can chat about over dinner, hopefully while playing footsies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My own peace of mind,
dancing, which necessatates...
music
making people laugh
Dreaming while wide awake
and the three R's (that counts as one thing right?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
believe it or not finding a bit of an adventurous playmate to spend time on the bow rafting.... and .....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing this....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
again....a lady has to have some secrets....otherwise where's the mystery, the intrigue, the date you'll want to ask me out on...the DATE that leads to romance?
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 28–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Not dating right now.....but if you REALLY like scrabble may consider meeting for Scrabble. But JUST SCRABBLE.