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funny_fello

28 M Hoboken, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:25am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hey! I'm a passionate, fun, lively, caring nursing student living in Hoboken. I used to work in the city, but I'm currently going back to school for some more degrees. I'm a pretty active person who grew up playing sports (hockey and rugby), and loves to catch or play a game (you may find me in the occasional rugby match still). Health and wellness are also important to me (hence the nurse in me lol; also a disclaimer: "health and wellness" does not necessarily mean rail thin, working out 7 days a week an only eating kale. As long as you take care of yourself and try to maintain healthy habits, that's good enough for me). I love cooking and taking care of my friends and family, and I always enjoy a good night out. I'm going into nursing, so I'm studying a lot, but I can always make time for someone special. I also do some stand up and imrpov for fun some times. I'm just looking for that special someone to share my life with and care for and have them share their life with me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working and going back to school for more degrees. I also do the occasional stand up show or improv show. You may find me on the rugby pitch or at a HIIT workout too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking care of people, bear hugs, making people laugh, caring for others, being there for my friends and family, staying active, keeping in shape, making an ass of myself, being overall goofy...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably something like my height or something else about my appearance, but maybe my personality or my ability to make anyone feel comfortable around me or that I can make people laugh pretty easily.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Way too many to list here, so I'll rattle off a few

Books: For Whom The Bell Tolls; Lamb - The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Friend; Catch -22 (the best); 1984; countless others

Movies: Star Wars; The Dark Knight; Cool Hand Luke; Apocalypse Now; 40 Year Old Virgin; Madagascar; Hitch; Definitely, Maybe (yeah...); Forgetting Sarah Marshall, etc.

Shows: Firefly; Arrested Development; Homeland; SCRUBS!; How I Met Your Mother; House of Cards; Sons of Anarchy; Archer

Music: Most things really, but lately I've been reliving my ska days of the 90s lol. I do love Bruce Springsteen (I'm from Jersey...); Pink Floyd; Classic Rock in general; Gaslight Anthem; the Hold Steady; countelss others.

Food: PASTA, steak, anything really. I LOVE sushi too. I recently learned how to make sushi; it was awesome. I'll try any food once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:

Family
Friends
Books
Sports
Good Food
Good wine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and what it holds for me. Where I want to be in 5-10 years and setting my pieces to make sure I get there. Jokes. Stories. My writing...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It honestly varies. Some nights I'll be out with some friends trying a new restaurant or bar, other nights I'll be crashing at home watching Netflix or studying (nerd lol). It really depends on the week.
You should message me if
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you'd like to meet up and see what happens. Or if you'd like to learn the finer points of rugby or hockey....

Ideally, I'd love to find someone to just be myself around, cook a meal or two for, care for, and be goofy and silly and affectionate with; someone I look forward to spending time with, with the hopes of it developing into something really great over time.