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funny_girl2012

39 Missouri City, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Medicine
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I love to make people laugh or keep them entertained.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on living healthy emotionally and physically.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a goofball but can be seriously serious. I also have a good memory. I don't lie, cheat, steal. I'm a great listener and a talker but I know not to dominate the conversation all the time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes and lips.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: To Kill a Mocking Bird, the Help, True Crime novels. Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Dolores Claiborne, anything with Will Farrell, Johnny Depp, Steve Carrell, Bridesmaides, Superbad, Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist, definately most horror movies, adventure movies, and sometimes, but not often, in special circumstances a chick flick. TV: Dexter, Breaking Bad, Family Guy, American Dad, Unsolved Mysteries, Dateline, 20/20, South Park, How I Met Your Mother, Mike and Molly, etc. Music: 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, almost everything except new country music. Food: I can't eat too spicy but willing to try anything as long as its cooked.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, cat, car, place to live, water, and keys?!?!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sneaking into a gym or neighbor's pool to go swimming. (Heated pool during the cold seasons)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...With my friends at the movies or hanging out with friends talking, eating, drinking, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm overweight but dedicated to working on it and have lost 20lbs. It hasn't been a lifetime struggle but due to stress or work or whatever, it can happen to anyone, sometime in their life.
You should message me if
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Don't play games.