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funny_mofo

33 M McKinney, TX

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 27–37
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I can't summarize myself in this little box, but for you... I'll try.

I should probably start by rattling off a lot of generic facts about myself (e.g., I'm a good guy, I'm funny, I'm smart, blah blah blah), but that's crazy boring.

Instead, here are 5 completely random facts that separate me from every other stranger on this site:

1.) I'm kind of a comedy snob. It's not on purpose... but after watching hundreds and hundreds of comedies and hours and hours of stand-up, it just magically happened. If you like terrible comedy, we can still be friends... we just can't date :-)

2.) I go on at least one massive trip every year. Some years are more exotic than others (one year I dropped everything to go live in New Zealand), but if I don't move around enough, I might die. I'm kind of like a shark... only without the fin... or the gills... or the whole living in the ocean thing.

3.) I used to be (and secretly still am) an adrenaline junkie. I've bungy jumped; I've skydived; I've done aerobatics in a plane; I've free climbed a mountain; I've been white water rafting; I've been sea kayaking; the list goes on and on.

4.) I love playing with a Frisbee. I'm like a little dog. Wave a Frisbee in front of my face, and my tail starts wagging. Apparently, I also really like comparing myself to animals.

5.) I didn't sleep through English class... so I actually know the difference between crowd favorites such as there/their/they're, two/to/too, etc. Does this really belong on the Top 5 list?! I didn't think so... but then I read a few profiles on this site.

Now, if you want to know the really good stuff, you should just contact me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now, I'm trying to prove that not every guy on this site is a total d-bag.

Longer term, I'm still trying to figure out my true purpose in life. Once upon a time, I was a full-blown workaholic, and I was WAY too focused on professional goals.

Then, I abruptly quit my old life and moved to New Zealand for a year. "What I'm doing with my life" has been a work in progress ever since.

If you want a more detailed answer, feel free to contact me.
I’m really good at
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making people laugh. I'm good at a lot of other random things, but I live to make people laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I was going to make a joke about loving those Twilight books, but the thought alone made me throw up a little. Atlas Shrugged is probably my favorite book.

Movies: Mallrats, The Big Lebowski, Super Troopers, Money Talks, Made, PCU, and many, many, MANY more (if you haven't noticed, I loves me some comedy)

Shows: Rick and Morty forever and forever! I also love Psych, The League, Archer, and lots of other random stuff I've binge watched over the years.

Music: My favorite Pandora stations are The Roots, The Weeknd, etc. I don't have any kids, but I love listening to baby making music... crazy, right?

Food: One of my all-time favorite restaurants was a Thai place in Atlanta, and I almost always took first dates there. Then, I got serious with a girl, and the place closed down! I try not to think about it, but it was probably my fault. Without my steady stream of terrible first dates, they went out of business.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm willing to admit almost anything because I am an open book. Unfortunately, you have to work a little... I'm not giving away the good stuff on this goofy public profile.

And let's be honest: wouldn't you feel cheated if you took the time to contact me, learned all this amazing stuff about me, and then found out it's public knowledge?!?!

What a buzz kill. So you see... I'm doing you a favor. You're welcome.
You should message me if
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you read at least one other thing on this profile. Because fair warning... I'm INCREDIBLY wordy when it comes to messages.

So if you couldn't read some of the nonsense on here, you're going to have a bad time when I drop a novel on your inbox.