I should probably start by rattling off a lot of generic facts about myself (e.g., I'm a good guy, I'm funny, I'm smart, blah blah blah), but that's crazy boring.
Instead, here are 5 completely random facts that separate me from every other stranger on this site:
1.) I'm kind of a comedy snob. It's not on purpose... but after watching hundreds and hundreds of comedies and hours and hours of stand-up, it just magically happened. If you like terrible comedy, we can still be friends... we just can't date :-)
2.) I go on at least one massive trip every year. Some years are more exotic than others (one year I dropped everything to go live in New Zealand), but if I don't move around enough, I might die. I'm kind of like a shark... only without the fin... or the gills... or the whole living in the ocean thing.
3.) I used to be (and secretly still am) an adrenaline junkie. I've bungy jumped; I've skydived; I've done aerobatics in a plane; I've free climbed a mountain; I've been white water rafting; I've been sea kayaking; the list goes on and on.
4.) I love playing with a Frisbee. I'm like a little dog. Wave a Frisbee in front of my face, and my tail starts wagging. Apparently, I also really like comparing myself to animals.
5.) I didn't sleep through English class... so I actually know the difference between crowd favorites such as there/their/they're, two/to/too, etc. Does this really belong on the Top 5 list?! I didn't think so... but then I read a few profiles on this site.
Now, if you want to know the really good stuff, you should just contact me.