Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can't summarize myself in this little box, but for you... I'll
I should probably start by rattling off a lot of generic facts
about myself (e.g., I'm a good guy, I'm funny, I'm smart, blah blah
blah), but that's crazy boring.
Instead, here are 5 completely random facts that separate me from
every other stranger on this site:
1.) I'm kind of a comedy snob. It's not on
purpose... but after watching hundreds and hundreds of comedies and
hours and hours of stand-up, it just magically happened. If you
like terrible comedy, we can still be friends... we just can't date
2.) I go on at least one massive trip every year.
Some years are more exotic than others (one year I dropped
everything to go live in New Zealand), but if I don't move around
enough, I might die. I'm kind of like a shark... only without the
fin... or the gills... or the whole living in the ocean
3.) I used to be (and secretly still am) an adrenaline
junkie. I've bungy jumped; I've skydived; I've done
aerobatics in a plane; I've free climbed a mountain; I've been
white water rafting; I've been sea kayaking; the list goes on and
4.) I love playing with a Frisbee. I'm like a
little dog. Wave a Frisbee in front of my face, and my tail starts
wagging. Apparently, I also really like comparing myself to
5.) I didn't sleep through English class... so I
actually know the difference between crowd favorites such as
there/their/they're, two/to/too, etc. Does this really belong on
the Top 5 list?! I didn't think so... but then I read a few
profiles on this site.
Now, if you want to know the really good stuff, you should just
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I'm trying to prove that not every guy on this site is a
Longer term, I'm still trying to figure out my true purpose in
life. Once upon a time, I was a full-blown workaholic, and I was
WAY too focused on professional goals.
Then, I abruptly quit my old life and moved to New Zealand for a
year. "What I'm doing with my life" has been a work in progress
If you want a more detailed answer, feel free to contact me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh. I'm good at a lot of other random things, but
I live to make people laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I was going to make a joke about loving
those Twilight books, but the thought alone made me throw up a
little. Atlas Shrugged is probably my favorite book.
Movies: Mallrats, The Big Lebowski, Super
Troopers, Money Talks, Made, PCU, and many, many, MANY more (if you
haven't noticed, I loves me some comedy)
Shows: Rick and Morty forever and forever! I also
love Psych, The League, Archer, and lots of other random stuff I've
binge watched over the years.
Music: My favorite Pandora stations are The Roots,
The Weeknd, etc. I don't have any kids, but I love listening to
baby making music... crazy, right?
Food: One of my all-time favorite restaurants was
a Thai place in Atlanta, and I almost always took first dates
there. Then, I got serious with a girl, and the place closed down!
I try not to think about it, but it was probably my fault. Without
my steady stream of terrible first dates, they went out of
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm willing to admit almost anything because I am an open book.
Unfortunately, you have to work a little... I'm not giving away the
good stuff on this goofy public profile.
And let's be honest: wouldn't you feel cheated if you took the time
to contact me, learned all this amazing stuff about me, and then
found out it's public knowledge?!?!
What a buzz kill. So you see... I'm doing you a favor. You're
You should message me if
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you read at least one other thing on this profile. Because fair
warning... I'm INCREDIBLY wordy when it comes to messages.
So if you couldn't read some of the nonsense on here, you're going
to have a bad time when I drop a novel on your inbox.
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