Since most people hate to read, I'll throw out a TL;DR at the very beginning:
TL;DR - I'm smart; I'm funny, and I'm obviously modest ;-) Oh... and I use emoticons... and I refuse to apologize for them :-P
Now, for the rest of you, here are 5 random facts that separate me from every other stranger on this site:
1.) I'm kind of a comedy snob. It's not on purpose... but after watching hundreds and hundreds of comedies and hours and hours of stand-up, it just magically happened one day. If you like terrible comedy, we can still be friends... we just can't date :-)
2.) I go on at least one massive trip every year. Some years are more exotic than others (one year I dropped everything to go live in New Zealand), but if I don't move around enough, I get antsy. And that's dangerous.
3.) I'm an adrenaline junkie. I've bungy jumped; I've skydived; I've done aerobatics in a plane; I've free climbed a mountain; I've been white water rafting; I've been sea kayaking; the list goes on and on. And not to alarm you, but I probably should have died at least 3 times already :-P
4.) I love playing Frisbee. When I lived in Atlanta and San Francisco, I played Ultimate all the time. Now, I mostly just play Disc Golf. Basically, I'm like a little dog. Wave a Frisbee in front of my face, and my tail starts wagging.
5.) I didn't sleep through English class... so I actually know the difference between crowd favorites such as there/their/they're, two/to/too, etc. Does this really belong on the Top 5 list?! I didn't think so... but then I read a few profiles on here ;-)
There's obviously a lot more, but you can contact me for that stuff...