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funnydude1986

28 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm 27 years old. I've been in Chicago for almost 4 years. I moved here to pursue comedy (like everyone else) I travel all over the country performing and teaching improv at colleges. I love what I do. It might be the coolest job ever. I get to play games for a living. TAKE THAT HIGHSCHOOL GUIDANCE COUNSELOR WHO TOLD ME I COULDN'T PLAY GAMES FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! Hmmmm what else. I'm kind of a concert junkie. I used to be a ticket broker. It's a bit soul crushing. I still dabble in the ticket business, but only to facilitate my serious concert addiction. I love live music. Pretty much anything. I like to go out and have fun, but I dont mind just hanging out at home. If you want to know anything else just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Whatever I want. "Life's been good to me so far." I'm fortunate enough to have had some pretty amazing experiences. I'm not done yet
I’m really good at
Being loud, frightening children, not obeying traffic signals, beer, creating fake bible verses, not tweeting. Not to brag, but I'm pretty amazing in the kitchen. I will cook for you without hesitation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hmmm Pulp Fiction, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor by Mr. Bruce Campbell. I'm a big fan of food. I have a pretty serious sushi problem
The six things I could never do without
Sushi, laughing, live music, my friends, my family, and probably my cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why Chaz Bono stole my haircut. Now I know how Ellen feels when she sees Justin Bieber
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with my friends or doing an improv or a standup show. Whatever I am doing it will involve beer, whiskey, and general mischief.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Despite my ability to talk to people the second I think I might even kind of like a girl that ability is completely destroyed. Many call it being, "shy" My friends call it being, "a pussy." Either way it sucks
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a badass. If you know what you want and you're not afraid to go get it. And if you like pictures of guys with multiple bags of chips... You'll see