funnydude1986
29 Chicago, IL
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My self-summary
Ladies, when you look at this profile I know what you're thinking. "That sure is one bootylicious gentleman!" That's where you're right! My milkshake certainly does bring all the boys to the yard. When I walk down the street boys be like, "Damn boy! Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar!" AND I DO! I firmly believe that all candy is meant to be shared. Unless the person you're sharing with is a diabetic. If that's the case try to have a sugar free option on hand. However, there's nothing about this boy that's sugar free. So, if you are diabetic this may not work out. No hard feelings...
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to stay as bootylicious as possible. It's harder than you think.
I’m really good at
Workin dat BOOTY!
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd like to think it's my personality, but we all know that's not the case. DAT ASS THOUGH!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I own 47 copies of Buns of Steel. While that may seem excessive this dude knows what it takes to stay bootylicious in this highly competitive world. With ladies like J-Lo and Nicki Minaj running around a young man has to work hard to be on top of his booty game. It's the only way to remain relevant.
The six things I could never do without
Yoga pants, my thigh master, my pair of Shape Ups, My copy of The Brazilian Booty Workout, cardboard cutout of Kim Kardashian, my autographed copy of Baby Got Back on vinyl (it just sounds better)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin everywhere!
On a typical Friday night I am
Twerkin my problems away
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was born with a lopsided booty. When I was 14 I had to have corrective surgery. It doesn't mean I'm fakin the funk. I had a legitimate medical condition. C'mon we're all adults here. I also have a very hard time trusting women in relationships. I find that oftentimes they're just into me for my booty.
You should message me if
You want to find out how I fit all this ass inside these jeans. You think you can make this mutha fucka hammer time. If you're the kind of woman who can look past my outer booty beauty and get to know the real me. If you're still reading this.
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