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funnydude1986

28 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Ladies, when you look at this profile I know what you're thinking. "That sure is one bootylicious gentleman!" That's where you're right! My milkshake certainly does bring all the boys to the yard. When I walk down the street boys be like, "Damn boy! Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar!" AND I DO! I firmly believe that all candy is meant to be shared. Unless the person you're sharing with is a diabetic. If that's the case try to have a sugar free option on hand. However, there's nothing about this boy that's sugar free. So, if you are diabetic this may not work out. No hard feelings...
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to stay as bootylicious as possible. It's harder than you think.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Workin dat BOOTY!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'd like to think it's my personality, but we all know that's not the case. DAT ASS THOUGH!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I own 47 copies of Buns of Steel. While that may seem excessive this dude knows what it takes to stay bootylicious in this highly competitive world. With ladies like J-Lo and Nicki Minaj running around a young man has to work hard to be on top of his booty game. It's the only way to remain relevant.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Yoga pants, my thigh master, my pair of Shape Ups, My copy of The Brazilian Booty Workout, cardboard cutout of Kim Kardashian, my autographed copy of Baby Got Back on vinyl (it just sounds better)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin everywhere!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Twerkin my problems away
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was born with a lopsided booty. When I was 14 I had to have corrective surgery. It doesn't mean I'm fakin the funk. I had a legitimate medical condition. C'mon we're all adults here. I also have a very hard time trusting women in relationships. I find that oftentimes they're just into me for my booty.
You should message me if
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You want to find out how I fit all this ass inside these jeans. You think you can make this mutha fucka hammer time. If you're the kind of woman who can look past my outer booty beauty and get to know the real me. If you're still reading this.