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funnyfacecase

28 F Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Brooklyn born and raised living in Philly as an special effects makeup artist. I'm very much into film and theatre (BA in theatre from Temple U.). I was a musician for years as well as a theatre director. I love hanging with my friends and doing very little or as much as going on super awesome adventures.

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What I’m doing with my life
I freelance as a SFX makeup artist but as a day job (cause we all have them) I serve and bartend in Old City. I hone my skills in both fields and it keeps me pretty occupied.
I’m really good at
Making bruises and realistic wounds. Oh, and I can name all of the presidents in order.
The first things people usually notice about me
Honestly, body shape. I have an hourglass figure which I love but every so often it draws unnecessary attention and cat calling makes me want to punch babies in the face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books? Anything/everything by Bret Easton Ellis.
Movies? Recently black comedies. The classics are great as well. Plus the more gore the better. Gotta study!
Music? Always into the Beatles and most 60s and 70s based rock. And Zepplin is incredibly sexy music. But sometimes I go through phases of all showtunes all the time or so much mid-90s alt rock it makes your head spin.
On a typical Friday night I am
Oh, most definitely working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no idea what I'm doing.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Just... Don't be a dick, bro.