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funnyfounder

37 / M / Straight / Single

Akron, Ohio

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:38am
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Executive / Management
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
There will not be any awkward silences with me around. I am not afraid to tell you what I think or what I want, and I am not afraid to make the first move. I love learning about new things, and I love to research and read about everything. I am a bit of a nerd.
What I’m doing with my life
I own and operate a small software company. We build games for Facebook and the web, as well as some iPhone games.

I go to the gym 5 days a week for an hour before work. I am careful about what I eat. I know I am still overweight, but I would consider myself a fitness nut. I have lost over 90 lbs in the past year.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fight Club, Game of Thrones, The Red Dragon
Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Gladiator, The Matrix
Shows: Dexter, The Wire, Homeland
Music: Tool, Lady Gaga, Deadmau5
Food: Macadamia Nuts, Whole Milk, Spicy Food
The six things I could never do without
sharks, lasers, some way to attach the lasers to the sharks, 1 million dollars, Mr Bigglesworth, my dwarf clone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much cooler my life would be if I could teleport. I would definitely teleport to San Diego with a snowball and show them whats up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I ever get super rich I am 100% going to remake a bunch of movies with Arnold Schwarzenegger taking over one of the key roles in the film. I think I will start with Back to the Future where Arnold will be Doc, and Ill play Marty.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners