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funnyman2417

29 Pensacola, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–49
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know what I want out of life. I likely work more than you, so keep that in mind. I'm not trying to write a book or tell you my life's story. Key phrase here - saving some of the mystery.

Look, I've got my shit together; have yours together, and things will be awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a great career, and I like what I do. I have passions, I want to do great things, and I'm doing this because I want a girl who can match that energy, and have fun with me along the way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lots of things, but I don't want to ruin the suprise. I can cook, dance, I speak a few languages. Wanna find out which? Ask me about it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My great smile, good humor, grooming/wardrobe, and the fact that i'm fun to be around.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Quite a few, here's some highlights: Ben Folds, Ted Leo, Spoon, The New Pornographers, Def Leppard, Motley Crüe, Three Days of the Condor, Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?, Rear Window, Buffy, Angel, Lost, Fringe, Smallville, Scrubs, Tiramisu, Lamb, Moussaka, Boiled Peanuts, Steak, Tuna Steak, Bacon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laptop, vehicle, phone, pocket knife, cash, chapstick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do cats love knocking shit off of tables? I've tried it. Wouldn't recommend it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably out with friends, seeing a movie, traveling...I mean, my Friday nights aren't really "typical." Nah, that's a cop out answer. Okay, I'm probably downtown or reading, or watching Netflix in my Nike Dri-fit sweatpants I've had for 10 years.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I try not to make stupid mistakes. It's not that i'm unapologetic, it's just that I do my best to keep myself out of situations where I have to apologize to someone.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like guys with a good sense of humor, who stand up for their convictions, and who just want you to be yourself around them. Then, you'd likely think I'm the bee's knees.

I'm pretty much looking for a girl who Reads, swims, plays piano (or accompanying instrument), likes FSU Football, will cook ethnic food with me, loves to dance, and loves watching old movies. If that sounds like you, message me right now. I'm not bullshitting, I would be so happy to hear from a woman like that.

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