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funnyman2417

30 Pensacola, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–49
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm actually James Franco but trying to keep a low profile so that I'm not embarrassed in the public eye again trying to pick up young women on the internet. So, when it's not this guy in the pictures, but James Franco that shows up to take a bath at your apartment, I hope you'll understand why I had to do things this way. YES, THIS IS JAMES FRANCO. I'M A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR. CHECK OUT MY WORK HERE:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0290556/

(AND INVITE ME IN FOR A BATH)

Ryan Gosling is also available for a double date if you have a friend, but one of you will have to be my date.

ALSO: Do not message me if you are 97 years or older and only looking for cheap sex. My "looking for" settings CLEARLY state that I am seeking people between the ages of 18 & 96. I don't care that it's your 97th birthday, or if you came out prematurely as a baby (it still counts), or even if you are my own great grandmother (stop it, grandmama, it's not going to happen, and besides, you are dead so it's doubly creepy). I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU IF YOU ARE OVER 96 YEARS OF AGE!!!

Okay, with that out of the way........

Is this the day you will make a life long friend or will this day be lost in the soup of many others just like it, spent in front of the television, sitting on your thumbs, in the arms of your husband (I kid!)? The choice is yours.

I've been traveling for much of the past 4 years.

For all of you gals out there with a traveling serial killer fantasy, it pains me to disappoint you, but I'm not a crazy man with a van full of candy. Better luck next time.

Okay, yes, I do have candy in my vehicle, and yes, it's delicious and you should have some, but that's altogether not the point. Nevermind. Forget I even mentioned the unlimited free candy that you may have if you get into my vehicle. It's neither here nor there.

I don't care what your beliefs are, I don't care how old you are or what you look like - I've found that some of my best experiences out here have been with people I would have dismissed meeting before out of concern that we were too different. Well to hell with that. I've met enough people like me, let's challenge ourselves, learn from each other, scream obscenities and point fingers, make up, and grow as people. I couldn't give less of a damn about our match percentage. We aren't #s and %s, no matter what the okcupid zeusbots may lead us to believe.

We can be faux-sophisticated together- discuss economic theory, save the world; or we can roll around in the dirt and point at other people and laugh; I'm flexible. Shy or no, we'll have a good time of it.

Are you adventurous in action and not just in spirit? Are you willing to put aside your fear and meet new people, make new friends, have new experiences, or would you rather hide under the bed from bogeymen that exist only in your mind?

Are you shy, but interested in challenging yourself to meet others despite this? Send me a message. I've been there.

Some qualities I identify with and look for in others:
Positivity
Acceptance
Curiosity
Compassion
Love for animals
Feminism
Perspective
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Hey, you're that guy from Spider-Man 3"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Im not James Franco...OR AM I?
You should message me if
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