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funnynerdycool

33 M Flushing, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Everything is funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Shhhh, don't worry about it. I've got a car.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
When my grandpa went to see "Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade," he walked out during the scene with all of the rats. He said, "I didn't pay money to watch a bunch of rats crawling around."
The six things I could never do without
This is, verbatim, my list of Top Ten Hottest Girls from my 8th grade journal.

10. That lady from "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
9. Lucy - Bram Stroker's Dracula
8. Annemarie Zawotowski
7. Maria Carey
6. That lady on the clip of Children of the Corn II
5. Nicole - English Class (Black Hair)
4. Christina Applegate
3. Janet Jackson
2. Beth - Science
1. Alisia? from "Cryin'," "Amazing"
On a typical Friday night I am
so grateful that my girlfriend Circumlocutia doesn't make me go to loud bars. Check her out! What a peach. Wouldn't it be terribly exciting to hang out with her too?!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is my social security number to any store that offers a discount card.

"The Christians & the Pagans" makes me cry.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you know that everything is funny.

you are just so happy to be alive.