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funnypine87

26 Independence, MO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jun 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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my name is chris, iam 26 years old. i am in a polyamorous relationship right now with a wonderful girl. i am on here for friends and/or another girlfriend (my current girlfriend who i met on this website has consented to this so no worries) feel free to ask about anything. i just cleared all answers to my questions so if you see something initially that you like.....i guess you can figure it out from here......
What I’m doing with my life
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working, writing a short film and some new stand up comedy material to get back into it. enjoying life with my girlfriend and others in our dynamic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
im chubby so i can cook,cuddle, create laughter and create decent conversation and bitch about movies.
The first things people usually notice about me
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BEARD!!!! eyes and BEARD!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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MOVIES anything by kevin smith, star wars, boonodck saints, 3 extremes just to name a few, need not spoil first date conversation...

BOOKS - millenium trilogy (girl with the dragon tattoo etc) last words by george carlin and michael j fox's autobiographies, kevin smith's my boring ass life.

MUSIC AND FOOD I WILL TRY ANYTHING ONCE OR TWICE OR THREE TIMES.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i will find out when/if i lose them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why you are thinking about the future all of the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home, the movies or somewhere to avoid having my house broken into...... yes..iam always at home... stay away from my stuff...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i had a gay experience once..........but then somebody stole my elton john cd (the reason i stay home on fridays)
You should message me if
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why else would you want to fu#$ing message me??