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  • Ages 22-38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 2
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Buddhism but it’s not important
Dropped out of Post grad
My self-summary
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I flew to The Bay Area for a week long vacation about 5 years ago and am still here. All I had was a suitcase full of clothes and $100 in my pocket but it all worked out. I once drove cross country with a hitchhiker I picked up in LA. . I tend to make a lot of offensive jokes and when I'm drunk prefer to do it loudly and in public. I try to cause debauchery everywhere. Fuck. I don't know what else to say......... Fuck. That's possibly my favorite word. I use it in most sentences. If you are one of the many that haven't opened their eyes, and still hasn't been able to see that the word "fuck" is quite possibly the most versatile word in the English nation. Then in sorry this probably won't work. It can be used in so many different contexts and cam serve so many grammaticaI once saw MC Hammer at a stoplight driving a get this shit yellow hummer. And as I waited for the light to change and we were just sitting there but he finally glanced over towards me and as he did I did "too legit to quit" with my hands. The light turned green he laughed and sped off. As he passed by I saw his license plate which no shit said "MC Humma".That was a great day.
What I’m doing with my life
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Winning stuffed animals in claw machines then randomly handing them to strangers.
I’m really good at
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Being clumsy, forgetting things when I leave the house, surviving, making the most out of life, accidentally breaking things, but I'm pretty damn good at fixing things and building things, witty comebacks, taking care of myself, having fun and enjoying life even and especially when life isn't going so good at the moment.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I talk funny because I'm from the south.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Don't really watch much tv besides Workaholics and Law and Order. Shawshank Redemption is probably my favorite movie. Music is a big part of my life. I love all types of rock music from The Rolling Stones to Devildriver. Live music is something I can't live without.
The six things I could never do without
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1.Ice Cream
4.Live Music
7.Cali green bud
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
John Stamos
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been on Jerry Springer.
You should message me if
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If your profile pictures consist of more than one picture if you in a foreign country please don't bother messaging me. 90% of the woman here have nothing but pics of them somewhere abroad be a little unique and your travels don't impress anyone (I be I've been to twice as many countries as you anyway haha)