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funoholic91

27 Kirkland, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 4:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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Congratulations, Seattle! You've just landed the biggest free agent on the market. No...not a Seahawk. Me!

I can't catch a football while being tackled by some 260lb linebacker, but I don't mind getting dirty & rough if the occasion calls for it. You can take me to your parties knowing you're walking in with a charming stud who's more than just a jock with a blazer slapped on. Throw me in the mix of all your friends and have all the guys asking you for my number and all your single girlfriends clamoring to know if I have a brother who's available. And at the end of the day, you can curl up in bed next to me, squeeze me and wonder how you ever lived without me (provided some light snoring every now and then doesn't scare you off).

New to the city, I'm looking for some great company (I won't settle for "good"). Are you intelligent? Do your friends squirt milk out of their noses when you tell a joke? Can you tickle fight with the best of 'em? Do your interests range from everything between a classy night out on the town to spooning up to a man that smells heavenly and pretending to watch Netflix as you steal sniffs? Tired of the only attention you're receiving coming from your cats? For the low, low price of free, you can message this catch. Act Now!

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