I can't catch a football while being tackled by some 260lb linebacker, but I don't mind getting dirty & rough if the occasion calls for it. You can take me to your parties knowing you're walking in with a charming stud who's more than just a jock with a blazer slapped on. Throw me in the mix of all your friends and have all the guys asking you for my number and all your single girlfriends clamoring to know if I have a brother who's available. And at the end of the day, you can curl up in bed next to me, squeeze me and wonder how you ever lived without me (provided some light snoring every now and then doesn't scare you off).
New to the city, I'm looking for some great company (I won't settle for "good"). Are you intelligent? Do your friends squirt milk out of their noses when you tell a joke? Can you tickle fight with the best of 'em? Does your interests range from everything between a classy night out on the town to spooning up to a man that smells heavenly and pretending to watch Netflix as you steal sniffs? Tired of the only attention you're receiving coming from your cats? For the low, low price of free, you can message this catch. Act Now!
*This offer does not apply to:
Any girl who has an empty profile because she thinks her hot, airbrushed picture is enough