Don't ask me to hold your purse.
I'm not going to call you everyday.
I will call you randomly just because I was thinking about you.
I won't tell you that I love your veggie burgers.
I will tell you that your butt looks big in those jeans.
I don't believe in curfew.
I do believe 'rules were meant to be broken'.
I won't go to the opera.
I will go to poker night.
I don't care if your best friend Jessica thinks I have commitment issues.
I do care if you have issues.
Talk about your day.
Don't talk about your cousin's roommate's third child.
I'm not jealous of your guy friends.
I'm jealous of your guy friend's Camaro.
I won't apologize for staring at the waitress.
I will try to stare at you more.
Don't message me if you're a girl.
Do message me if you're a woman.