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funoholic91

27 M Grand Rapids, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:55am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Ask me to hold your hand.
Don't ask me to hold your purse.

I'm not going to call you everyday.
I will call you randomly just because I was thinking about you.

I won't tell you that I love your veggie burgers.
I will tell you that your butt looks big in those jeans.

I don't believe in curfew.
I do believe 'rules were meant to be broken'.

I won't go to the opera.
I will go to poker night.

I don't care if your best friend Jessica thinks I have commitment issues.
I do care if you have issues.

Talk about your day.
Don't talk about your cousin's roommate's third child.

I'm not jealous of your guy friends.
I'm jealous of your guy friend's Camaro.

I won't apologize for staring at the waitress.
I will try to stare at you more.

Don't message me if you're a girl.
Do message me if you're a woman.
What I’m doing with my life
When I'm not judging wet t-shirt contests or body-doubling for Gerard Butler, I'm studying up for my License to Kill exam.
I’m really good at
*getting into trouble
*flying kites
*getting into more trouble
The first things people usually notice about me
I know what you're staring at and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Where's Waldo?, anything with pictures, coloring books (I like to color outside the lines because I'm unique).

Movies - I'll watch mostly anything, but if you try to take me to a romantic comedy, you better have taken me out to dinner beforehand. You need to wine & dine me a little. It's the least you could do.

Food - Everyone knows that the way to a man's heart his through his stomach. So if you try to "cook" me Mac & Cheese, you'll find your stuff on the porch. Consider this your eviction warning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Should I (insert event or activity)?
-If yes, do it.
-If no, why not?
--If it is dangerous, will a hospital trip be involved?
---If yes, dare a friend to do it first to test idea.
---If no, stop being a pansy and do it.
--If it is lame, add fire to the event to make it cool.
--If it cost money, ask roommate for five bucks.
---If request denied, skip event and concentrate on getting cooler roommates.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not stalking that cute, funny guy from OKCupid. Maybe you should try it...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
you have a great pickup line to try on me.

Let's be honest: you've read my profile so by now, you're in love with me. Heck, if you have a sense of humor you might already be dreaming of eloping in Vegas and buying a house with a white picket fence. Instead of being one of those weird creepers, just message me.