If you liked that joke, there's a good chance you'll like me, because I wrote it. I write jokes for a living. I'm a lucky guy.
Adjectives: confident, sharp, educated, fun, warm, approximately Southern but very light on accent. I like people who are generally positive, despite being smart enough to see that there are plenty of good reasons to be negative. I am happy with where my life is headed, but I'd like to be even happier.