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funpocalypse

33 San Diego, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a comedy writer and a real fun guy, I swear.

Adjectives: confident, sharp, educated, fun, warm, approximately Southern but very light on accent. I like people who are generally positive, despite being smart enough to see that there are plenty of good reasons to be negative. I am happy with where my life is headed, but I'd like to be even happier.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a full-time (compensated!) comedy writer. This has always been my dream and is easily the most defining aspect of my life. I also enjoy eating barbecued meats.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking about rock music -- actually just talking in general. Making people laugh. Being comfortable. Doing things that I'm not "really good" at yet so that I get better at them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The 4 cans of Axe Body Spray I use on myself every morning. You're welcome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Somehow, the answer to all of these is "Gremlins 2: The New Batch."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The degrees that separate me from Kevin Bacon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The theme song from Sanford & Son. It's a really good theme song. Did you know Quincy Jones wrote that song? Hey, where are you going?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Submarining off the coast of a South American country.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Quincy Jones wrote the Sanford & Son theme song. Did I mention that already?
You should message me if
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You enjoy hilarious responses.

Also if you have any questions about who wrote the Sanford & Son theme song, because I can answer those.