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funpocalypse

32 / M / Straight / Single

San Diego, California

His Details

Last Online
May 21
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
—
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
—
Religion
—
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Adjectives: confident, sharp, educated, fun, warm, approximately Southern but very light on accent. I like people who are generally positive, despite being smart enough to see that there are a lot of good reasons to be negative. I am happy with where my life is headed, but I'd like to be even happier.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a full-time (compensated!) comedy writer. This has always been my dream and is probably the most defining aspect of my life, especially right now. I also enjoy eating barbecued meats.
I’m really good at
Talking about rock music -- actually just talking in general. Making people laugh. Being comfortable. Doing things that I'm not "really good" at yet so that I get better at them.
The first things people usually notice about me
The 4 cans of Axe Body Spray I use on myself every morning. You're welcome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Somehow, the answer to all of these is "Gremlins 2: The New Batch."
The six things I could never do without
The degrees that separate me from Kevin Bacon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why stuff isn't more awesome, but also sometimes why stuff is way more awesome than it has any right to be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Submarining off the coast of a South American country.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Some of the statements in this profile may be misleading or seem irritatingly coy, but really they probably tell you more about the kind of guy I am than straightforward answers could. Like, guess what, I love "The Big Lebowski", but so does any other guy who's worth a damn.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You enjoy hilarious responses.