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funpocalypse

34 San Diego, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Overweight
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a comedy writer and a real fun guy, I swear.

Adjectives: confident, sharp, educated, fun, warm, approximately Southern but very light on accent. I like people who are generally positive, despite being smart enough to see that there are plenty of good reasons to be negative. I am happy with where my life is headed, but I'd like to be even happier.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a full-time (compensated!) comedy writer. This has always been my dream and is easily the most defining aspect of my life. I also enjoy eating barbecued meats.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking about rock music -- actually just talking in general. Making people laugh. Being comfortable. Doing things that I'm not "really good" at yet so that I get better at them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The 4 cans of Axe Body Spray I use on myself every morning. You're welcome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Somehow, the answer to all of these is "Gremlins 2: The New Batch."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The degrees that separate me from Kevin Bacon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The theme song from Sanford & Son. It's a really good theme song. Did you know Quincy Jones wrote that song? Hey, where are you going?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Submarining off the coast of a South American country.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Quincy Jones wrote the Sanford & Son theme song. Did I mention that already?
You should message me if
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You enjoy hilarious responses.

Also if you have any questions about who wrote the Sanford & Son theme song, because I can answer those.