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funsexysober

39 F Peoria Heights, IL

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 25–49
  • Near me
  • Who are single

My Details

Last Online
Jan 26, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Indian, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, how are you? Thanks for reading my profile. I tend to write novellas so I'm going to try to keep this short and sweet but no promises! :-)
I have been sober for 3 years and 9 months so if the bar lifestyle or barbecuing and kicking back w a few cold tall frosty ones are scene, I'm probably not the girl for you. This is the first time I have ever posted online so of course I am wary of liars, and I am very busy with work and qualifications to take my CADC (Certified Drug & Alcohol Counselor) License Exam, I am seriously looking for a fun cool guy to hang out with, probably as friends at first, see how it goes from there. For someone who is sober, I have had redefine my idea of fun, so I make fun and laughter wherever and whenever I can. If you do not find sarcasm becoming, SEE YA! I AM so dry witted and sarcastic. Warnings also: I am a spoiled brat, but spoiled people usually spoil u back in return. At least I do. I hate to brag, but I am stunningly beautiful when I try, I have a great figure, my own car, a job, I am just looking for someone who is attractive and funny with whom to spend a little time. I also like to talk text email FB, whatever when I am studying. And I stay up late, so if u go to bed at 10pm, u need not apply. I don't have any kids of my own yet but I want them so if u got em, bring em on. I reread that and thought it was a bit much to call myself stunningly beautiful. I am very attractive. How about that? So I look forward to making new friends!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a vendor rep w Johnson & Johnson. I also take 6 credit hours at ICC toward completion of certification to be able to make me a licensed CADC. I have my BS in a BS liberal arts field (advertising/journalism) from U of I in Champaign and have had my most successful career paths in outside sales. Sobriety made me realize I can't wine and dine and booze cruise clients anymore, but with this licensure, I can still earn a good living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Loyalty
2. Making men feel really, really amazing
3. Fashion, style
4. Writing, being articulate, what my dad calls my mastery of the English Language, I LOVE new words and Latin phrases.
5. Making people laugh (with me and at me)
6. Creativity in general
7. I love amateur photography, have taken incredible shots on safari in Africa, I don't know about REALLY GOOD, THOUGH.

I am not good at brevity. At all.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People say.....
*My eyes are very intense, one has said honest, I am not afraid to make eye contact.
As for the color, they r plain brown, same as over 70% of the world's population. I am just grateful to have 20/20 vision!
*I have an incredibly beautiful, genuine smile
*They notice my sense of style right away (apparel, shoes, purse, jewelry, hairstyle)
*I have a nice body, specifically my butt. (Forewarning: it has a good shape, but it is not voluptuous like a Kardashian! Sorry !)
*I get lots of compliments on my skin being soft and smooth.
*people often tell me I smell fantastic, which is a combination of fragrant oil, body butter and my perfume. If u don't like fragrance on a woman, I may overwhelm u bc I love it!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:fave all time "Dry" by Augusten Burroughs. Like any short story compilation by Burroughs, David sedaris, even Chelsea handler, also like Kafka, The Metamorphosis anything by D.h. Lawrence, Alexander McCall Smith, Hunter S. Thompson, Jhumpa Lahiri, all Confessions of a Shopaholic Series, Shel Silverstein, Dr. Suess, john grisham, josh Kilmer-purcell, VS Naipaul....just a start! Love books. Movies: limitless, the Lincoln lawyer, anything w Leo EXCEPT TITANIC, THE NOTEBOOK(LUV and u will b forced 2 watch w me if we get 2gether), drugstore cowboy, the life of David gale, election, employee of the month, thank u for smoking, burn after reading (love), dinner for schmucks, sugar and spice, seven, top gun, legends of the fall, Idk so many more.....tv.... Law and Order, house MD, southland, beavis & Butthead, breaking bad, sons of anarchy, true blood (love), Californication, nurse Jackie, weeds, the killing,.....music.....too many to name..... P!nk, maroon 5, Amy winehouse, ADELE, black eyed peas, Rihanna, fleetwood MAC, foster the people, Britney, Nikki Minaj, jay-z, eminem, sugarcubes, Taylor swift, Blake Shelton, smiths, Cure.....food......I eat a lot of lean cuisines and salads and boring chicken breasts. I'm happy to get taken out for Sushi, Thai, Jim's filet mignon, Chilean sea bass, lobster tail. But I like casual dining and never underappreciate the nutritional value of a good sandwich. What? It has all the food groups. And I must say I like boring Jimmy John's. Yum.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sobriety
My sister
My sarcastic sense of humor/ ability to laugh at myself.
My phone
Education/employment
Forgiveness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future
Will I pass exam
How long will I stay in present job
When will I gtf out of Peoria???
Will I have a child of my own?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Possibly working.
Watching a movie on demand or forgetting about that option, conveniently getting ripped off by redbox.
Out at a movie or dinner w my selected few friends, who r all amazing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I one time did nothing all day but watch I think 16 or 17 episodes of Law and Order, most SVU, then I had to change the channel to catch the last few. I also got called out on it the next day by my dad, who would never in a million years do such a lazy, time wasting activity.
You should message me if
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U want 2 have fun and laugh your ass off
U want to be friends and not looking to get really serious right away.
U can deal w me being spoiled.
U r sarcastic.
U have a great smile.
U do not sleep in your car and shower at local ymca or rinse at motel swimming pools.
Can't wait to hear from you!!!