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funsureisfun

45 M Alameda, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Update : if you wish to say " hello"
Please do but I am not going to be scanning this app for potential girls anymore. Reading the profiles of total elitism and cold heartedness is just to much for me. The impossible princess lists of shallow requirements and self worship is just getting me to down about the human race. I have never felt so marginalized , laughed at and rejected for not being a Peru hiking underwear model in my life, it's not called butthurt or giving up it's called being smart enough to walk away from something emotionally hurtful and dangerous . So if you want to talk to me please do. But I ain't " got no game " as the assholes say. Because life isn't one . So good luck.
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Please. Please. Please stop saying " impromptu dance party". Pleeeease!
You know this is not amazon dot com right ?
I like mini road trips, the desert , photography, cinematography, making video, making music
I am into doing and not just talking about it, making music, making video, making pictures, independent thinking,damaged film , feedback , bokeh, un-pc sense of humor, nothing is off limits,
I am open to anything, anything can happen organically, if you have a fairy tale agenda to fill, I am not that guy, but that is saying alot.
Because EVERYTHING could happen with me, or NOTHING, or just a little "something somethin"

what ever the dynamic of the relationship is..

All cinderella books shall be burned and then we can get on with it...

Thats being said I am a puppy dog and kites kinda guy. I believe in love 100%. And being devoted with no temptation or any reason to fight. I don't treat people like jewelry to complete some ridiculous idea of perfection or self worth.

ummm I guess it says something about a person based on what music they like....these days its, queens of the stone age, muse,eagles of death metal, spinnerette, goldfrapp, radiohead..bowie...

I make music as well, check it out
http://www.reverbnation.com/deadstellarengine

Movies?...bladerunner, let the right one in, Alien, taxi driver, gummo, drive , enter the void , irreversible , the last circus , high tension, julien donkey boy, lost in translation, melancholia

I am 5, 8, I don't know why that matters
I am 5,8 but 17" on stilts....hows that?

I don't have a laundry list of how I want my unicorn, I just want a nice girl who digs me.

can we stop being elitists and start having fun?
Apparently all the self descibed feminist revolutionary works of giving art have not evolved past the " me Tarzan you Jane " stage when it comes to height
" I like to feel protected". " I wanna feel small ". What happened to your revolution girl ? I am not bitter just reporting , don't shoot the messenger.
I am the typical struggling artist, money to me is only a means to survive then express myself or something
I am not saying I am a unique snowflake but surly not typical
All that " guy stuff" girls complain about. The cliches. The dumb sports smelly unavailable bumbling turd stuff ?
Not me, but I swear. Girls WANT the cliche I am looking for woman who does not and I will go on with my life until I find her and be just fine.
Don't take my cynicism as callus
I am totally a kittens and flowers and picket fence guy. My cynicism is from disappointment in the rampant egomaniacal and shallow profiles
I read, I feel for woman as they have been told so many lies butted up against expectations and shame that the armor they had to develop had become perminant. I still have the hopes and dreams of the little boy I used to be , I just don't have the time to guess the password. Ya know ?
I am genuine. Honest. Talented and funny

I regret that I do not have any pics of me saving burning sis gender poly kids in trees in a third world country while eating sustainable pond water making a gangsign. But hey. No ones perfect.
What I’m doing with my life
Being not-homeless is not enough for me, I need to create art with video camera's and have people look at it
and make music and have people listen to it. I am a film maker. A director of photography camera op. lighting guy. Editor. DVD guy, writer
I need to make new friends...simple as that
I’m really good at
being funny, photography, lighting, editing, videography, making something out of nothing. Improvising and getting out of peril and I can burp really loud. That's right ladies. Single
The first things people usually notice about me
My sarcasm, my humbleness and my steel blue amazing eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bladerunner, Alien, Let the right one in, Midnight cowboy, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, punchdrunk love,....Enter the void. Gummo. Drive. Lost in translation. One flew over the cuckoos nest. Irreversible. The shining
BBQ, beer ...eagles of death metal, cheap trick, queens of the stone age, goldfrapp, radiohead, muse and STONER ROCK.
The six things I could never do without
Movies, music, apple stuff, virtual kittens, cameras and being so cozy I can't be bothered to find the remote
I spend a lot of time thinking about
movie making, lenses, depth of field , grain, the meaning of life, why people behave the way they do, how golden retrievers have eyelashes and are always smiling, how kittens have stick tails , photography. Lighting. How both bend . Wireless rejection on dating sites
Life. Death. And kittens
On a typical Friday night I am
looking to have a few hundred beers and tell bad jokes and talk about the meaning of life
or stay in and be cozy
Ain't nothing wrong with 420 and my massage chair...or finding the worst bar and exploring it
I really love reading profiles that say " there ain't nothing typical about MY Fridays" then listing 10 typical things
It's hilarious and fun to do .... On a Friday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have nothing to hide.....
I killed a hobo for a half pint of vodka and wore his face as a mask, but you know, in a nice way.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You have an Un-PC sense of humor, and are not a scenester.
and you hate college people and clubs, bro's and bro ho's

You do not base your identity on what you eat or don't eat and your sexuality, this is the bay area, get over it.
When you say your broke you actually aren't just trying to not dip into your savings...

you dislike sports.
If you hate the words "sassy" and "goddess"
You don't treat people like fashion accessories.
Dane Cook is NOT funny.