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funtimeAri

26 M Malden, MA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Other (Fluently), Persian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My sister says this needs to be funnier if it's going to attract women. I would have thought my debonaire smile, and chin dimple would be all I needed. I guess not though. Alright, well then I'll tell you a little bit about who I am and what I’m looking for. I am a man and I’m looking for a woman. If you’re a woman and looking for a man I think we have some common ground worth exploring.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a web developer and a bit of workaholic. I'm working on that though. I've been taking time to smell the roses and just really abusing the hell out of my company's work from home policy.

If I had to pick a hobby (that I'd want to put up on dating site), I'd say traveling. The foreign country of the year is Egypt, and I'm looking to do that some time next fall. I'm on a 7 wonders in 7 years plan, but I just decided that's what I am doing, so Egypt will be wonder number 1.
I’m really good at
Fixing my friends computers. Falling on my ass snowboarding (it's an art). Pub trivia. Sarcasm.

Also I'm a really good dancers. I know this because while I have absolutely ZERO game, on the dance floor black women tend to flock towards me.

Oh and of course: I'm a great lay.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books are an easy and short list
The Count of Monte Cristo
Dracula
Fight Club
1984
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Invisible Monsters
Lullyaby
Rant
The Dark Tower Series

My list of favorite movies could fill a book the size of the bible, but i'll play ball and give you short list of the ones that come to mind. The theme to my movie taste is I love quality cinema, but equally enjoy less sophisticated movies. Michael bay movies are terrible... terribly entertaining!

Memento
The Dark Knight
Sunshine
28 Days Later
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Being John Malkovich
Happy Gilmore
Little Miss Sunshine

Family Guy
South Park
Modern Family
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show
Breaking Bad
The Walking Dead

The TV show list could also go on well past the point that you still care.

Mexican and sushi are my go to cuisine, but I love trying different types of food. If you've read this far you're probably wondering, the quickest way to get my pants off? Show me new cuisines and restaurants. Expand my palate, blow my mind!

The music list is ever changing and if I had to keep this list up to date I wouldn't have time to bathe or feed myself. I find something I like and play it on repeat until I can't listen to it anymore. Right now Of Montreal is running through my iPod on repeat. By the time you read this that won't be true. Generally my favorite artists tend to be rappers or indie rock bands. Another way to get pants off: find me the next song/band/ear candy to be obsessed with.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee.
The Internet.
Beaches.
Chair Lifts.
Family.
Friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This fantasy where I ride a motorcycle through South America. I rescue villages from mudslides and evil logging companies trying to steal land from poor people. I also save a number of damsels in distress from drug cartels and human traffickers.

One of these days I'll make this fantasy a reality.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends. Either staying in or going out. When going out I like restaurants and bars, but I'll hit the club every once in awhile when the mood strikes me. But that's usually saturday. Fridays are usually a bit more low key, aka movie night.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You consider yourself intelligent.
You respect the art of sarcasm.
You find nerds adorable.