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34 Philadelphia, PA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30-43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:08am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Not at all
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
My self-summary
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I'm full of big ideas and occasionally manage to realize some of them.
I love fireworks and pressed penny machines, I look forward all year to corn mazes. If I am near an ocean I will stand in it, no matter what the temperature. On my last cross country drive I came to the conclusion that I'm too old to sleep in the back seat of my car, but lately I've been reconsidering. I like making things, and talking about making things. Sometimes I like to fall asleep watching Willow.
What I’m doing with my life
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February of 2013 I moved back to the Philadelphia area (Fox Chase/Burholme neighborhood) after spending a couple years in Delaware, a couple more in Wyoming, and most recently a few in North Jersey. During the day I work in the organic department of a major grocery store answering questions and covertly rolling my eyes, in the evenings I often go on adventures with my human roommate and my dog roommate.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Long distance driving, coming up with nicknames, medium format photography, smooching, drawing monsters, making pepper jelly, and aimless rambling (both in travels and in conversations).
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I can't seem to wipe the smirk off my face. Oh and recently my coworker recently told me that I walk with a swish, so that must be noticeable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Art snobby graphic novels, Dickens, Austen, anything that reeks of Masterpiece Theatre, H.P. Lovecraft, Haruki Murakami, Raymond Carver, Alice Munro, George R.R. Martin.
My favorite book will forever be Douglas Coupland's Life After God, I think I just found it at a perfect time in my teens to permanently cement it into my psyche.
I tend to get a bit single minded when it comes to reading and attack an author's complete cannon in one fell swoop. There was a summer of Dickens, the summer of Sherlock, and during my year of unemployment I read 43 Discworld books.

My two absolute favorite movies are The NeverEnding Story and Vagabond.
Aside from those, anything Agnes Varda, Hayao Miyazaki, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, or Monty Python. The original Star Wars trilogy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, most stop motion animation.

Adventure Time, Good Mythical Morning, Spaced, The Prisoner, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Mr. Show, Look Around You, Rupaul's Drag Race, Downton Abbey, Girls, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Face Off, Bob's Burgers, Home Movies, Jim Henson's The Storyteller, Game of Thrones

Phosphorescent, Decemberists, Okkervil River, Damien Jurado, Clem Snide, They Might Be Giants, Willie Nelson, Elvis Perkins
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a book shoved in my purse
cardigan or other light layer
emergency tea bag
my tiny blue car
comfortable shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Often when I'm out doing something I find myself thinking of the best way to tell about it in story form at a later date. Mulling over word choice and where to put the pauses. You might think this would make my stories more polished, but it doesn't. By the time I have any sort of an audience I'm so excited the tale just spews from my mouth full of mumbles and giggles and awkward phrasing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Being private is not one of my strongest skills.
No matter how shameful a tale is, if it's entertaining enough I'll tell it all over town.
You should message me if
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You want to go on outings, day trips, possibly even excursions. Oh and dates, yeah, dates.