The truth of it is I'm in a relationship with myself and what I'm looking for is someone that can be supportive, open hearted, and doesn't get offended by my idiosyncrasies.
I like cocktails, in a way that it's an appreciation. Which means I drink them when I can. They bring me a great deal of joy, particularly if I'm in engaging company.
I like music that makes my insides feel overwhelmed, inspired, and caressed. I've been known to fall for musicians, but if you think your band gives you clout then it would be best to have the personality to back it up. That also applies to those well endowed.
I'm attracted to a lot of body and personality types. I love foot rubs, enduring courtesy, cheese platters, and middle ground adventurism. I like the north side and dislike being in the crown casino.
I want to be introduced to people that you know and try things that you like. I want to kiss the parts of your body that you want to hide. I don't mind if you have flabby bits, skinny hips, or are concerned about the thickness of your hair. Even if it's the hair not on your head. We all have something a little bit wrong with us, just as much as those things are also someone else's ideal of perfection.
I want the chance to fall in love with you even if that scares the hell out of me.
What will be will be against insurmountable odds and regardless of how big our eyes get.
I do shift work so please be patient and kind to me.