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futhark

38 M Sacramento, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Leo
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm supposed to fit myself into this box.

I'll never fit. It's the wrong shape.

Haiku's are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator.
~Author unknown

I believe communication only has meaning when people have shared experiences.

If you've stayed up late to argue "ninjas vs pirates", we might have a connecting moment.

If you like changing the oil in your car or have ever made your own soap, we might even speak the same language.

If Eraserhead made sense to you or if you ever catch yourself singing the wibberly wobberly song from Hardware, we will likely have a nearly psychic understanding of each other. Unfortunately this means you are likely a clone. Which is bad. I never got into those types of Heinlein storylines. But you already know this, you sexy clone.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This question reminds me of the intro to a twisted sister video.

Now I want to see that video again.

This is why I never read my own profile.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People notice that I'm bigger than most and I'm typically wearing shades of black. The size gets commented on more than the wardrobe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A) George Orwell wrote a few good ones, 1984 and Animal Farm topping the list. However, it's usually a Tom Robbins book that I re-read until the covers fall off. Oh, and I lied about not getting into Heinlein storylines. I'd read his shopping list and be entertained.

B) I enjoy movies like Zardoz. I'll watch Machete again, but probably not soon.

C) Live show? The Common Men. T.V. show? Venture brothers.

D) Marillion. Back when Fish was the lead singer. My Sisters Of Mercy collection is fairly beefy though. Then there's Iggy Pop, Bauhaus, Joy Division, and my guilty pleasure Mortiis. Might as well add Bloodhound Gang and Gwar.

E) My answer used to be panang curry, but lately Ive become more fond of homemade dishes. The joys of growing spices. The thrill of bulk vanilla beans. I think rosemary topiary is a good idea, but I eat it too fast. I was unexpectedly impressed by what fresh oregano can do to pizza. I'm trying to grow basil from seeds. Again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophy. Politics. Whatever.