Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm supposed to fit myself into this box.
I'll never fit. It's the wrong shape.
Haiku's are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
I believe communication only has meaning when people have shared
If you've stayed up late to argue "ninjas vs pirates", we might
have a connecting moment.
If you like changing the oil in your car or have ever made your own
soap, we might even speak the same language.
If Eraserhead made sense to you or if you ever catch yourself
singing the wibberly wobberly song from Hardware, we will likely
have a nearly psychic understanding of each other. Unfortunately
this means you are likely a clone. Which is bad. I never got into
those types of Heinlein storylines. But you already know this, you
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This question reminds me of the intro to a twisted sister
Now I want to see that video again.
This is why I never read my own profile.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People notice that I'm bigger than most and I'm typically wearing
shades of black. The size gets commented on more than the wardrobe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A) George Orwell wrote a few good ones, 1984 and Animal Farm
topping the list. However, it's usually a Tom Robbins book that I
re-read until the covers fall off. Oh, and I lied about not getting
into Heinlein storylines. I'd read his shopping list and be
B) I enjoy movies like Zardoz. I'll watch Machete again, but
probably not soon.
C) Live show? The Common Men. T.V. show? Venture brothers.
D) Marillion. Back when Fish was the lead singer. My Sisters Of
Mercy collection is fairly beefy though. Then there's Iggy Pop,
Bauhaus, Joy Division, and my guilty pleasure Mortiis. Might as
well add Bloodhound Gang and Gwar.
E) My answer used to be panang curry, but lately Ive become more
fond of homemade dishes. The joys of growing spices. The thrill of
bulk vanilla beans. I think rosemary topiary is a good idea, but I
eat it too fast. I was unexpectedly impressed by what fresh oregano
can do to pizza. I'm trying to grow basil from seeds. Again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophy. Politics. Whatever.
Who are you looking for?
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