I am glass, concrete, and steel.
My Self-Summary
For someone who believes that the unexamined life isn't worth
living, I'm not particularly good at talking about myself without a
little direction. Under duress, this is the best description I've
come up with:
There was this book that I got when I was a kid called "The Way
Things Work". In it, cartoon mammoths went about showing the way
things like airplanes, car transmissions, transistors, thermostats,
and bullet-proof vests work. I think its explanation of a fire
extinguisher kept me from hacksawing open the expired one under the
kitchen sink when I was 9 and may have saved my life. I still kind
of want to cut one open, though.
What I’m doing with my life
I write software for a telecom startup in Midtown. It's the sort of
thing that everyone uses but no one notices unless it's broken. The
best sign of a great design might be if it melts into the
background and users forget that it exists. I just started
cycling at the
velodrome by Hartsfield, but it's outdoors and the weather has been
conspiring against me so far: my bike is just too damn pretty to
get wet. I'd post a picture, but apparently it's against the
rules.
One of my other hobbies is
hacking my Roomba. It's not as crazy as
it sounds: I got a degree in Computer Science from Georgia Tech
specializing in Machine Learning and my best friend has a graduate
degree in
robotics. It's going to be pretty hard
to hide my excitement the day robots enslave humanity.
I always wanted to do Industrial Design, but I chickened out
thinking that my lack of a natural ability to draw would kill that
dream. Turns out it's apparently *not true* so I'm shopping around
for drawing classes. Things are gonna change, just as soon as I can
draw a cool mustache.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: I kind of rotate through several books at a time, but
currently I'm reading
- Anti-Intellectualism in American Life - Richard Hofstadter
- Visual Explanations - Edward Tufte (what a stupendous
badass)
- Shock Doctrine: The Rise of Disaster Capitalism - Naomi
Klein
- Meditations in an Emergency - Frank O'Hara
- Terminal City - Motter and Lark
- The Big Sleep - Raymond Chandler
I'm reticent to call out a favorite author, but John Irving and
Bret Easton Ellis both seem to have stuck with me for a long
time.
Movies: This is a really touchy subject because a fellow cinephile
will look at your list and then say to themselves "What a douche.
He forgot Lawrence of Arabia?" I like a lot of movies (witness my
choice paralysis some time when I want to pick a DVD to watch), and
I can usually give a pretty good justification as to what's
genuinely compelling about them. You probably won't catch me
watching crap, unless you were at my house the one time all of the
channels went out except TNT and I watched a Cold Case marathon
while doing some work. That was something awful.
Music: I mostly listen to music at work within the past year so
it's really affected where my music tastes have gone. Turns out
it's hard for me to concentrate on code while music with words is
playing. I just end up paying attention to the words and the mathy
side of my brain shuts off. I'm sure someone who knows anything
about cog sci could explain that pretty well. Anyway, this means
I've been listening to a lot of...*consults recently played in
iTunes*... Don Caballero, 65daysofstatic, Battles, Boards of
Canada, Crystal Castles. I apparently still manage to sneak in a
shitload of Nine Inch Nails, Björk, Soul Coughing, and TV on the
Radio despite the words. I used to work at a radio station, so I
take it pretty seriously trying to find new people who are playing
interesting things. It doesn't strictly mean that I won't listen to
something that gets airplay on Top 40 or rock stations, but that's
a pretty safe bet. My favorite radio show to this day plays on 91.1
WREK in Atlanta and is called "Longboards and Longhorns".
Seriously. Half 60's surf rock, half old country music. Scoff if
you want, but think how awesome you thought the sountrack for _That
Quentin Tarantino Movie_ was. Then look at how much old country and
surf rock there is.
Food: I do enjoy the Expensive Sandwich because that's the sort of
Stuff White People Like. Have you seen that website? I died a
little inside after reading it. It hit a little too close to
home.
I noticed the "East Coast liberal academics" (god I love every time
I've been called that) at OKCupid forgot to mention TV. I moved
into a place recently where I finally had a TV, and a huge TV with
cable *and* a DVR at that. To the outside observer, it must have
been like watching someone discover fire. Fortunately that tailed
off quickly. I'm mostly an Adult Swim watcher these days, though
I'm very particular about even that. I've had a few friends over
the years work there and it's always cool to see something and go,
"Hey, didn't Will work on this Aqua Teen?" I was pretty much
inconsolable over Frisky Dingo getting cancelled. Yup. Over a
stupid TV show. My previous life as a chemist makes me really
interested in Breaking Bad, and I think I might lose it if Mad Men
doesn't come back soon.
The six things I could never do without
This ethnographer for Nokia research said that when asked what the
three most important things to have on your person when leaving the
house, about half of the entire human population, myself included,
will answer: 'wallet', 'keys', and 'cellphone'. I thought that was
kind of deep. Basically everyone answers 'identity', 'access', and
'communication'.
I think the other things would be lots of sunlight, open space, and
time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
These days? Robots.
On a typical Friday night I am
having dinner and drinks with friends. I'm a big fan of places with
good food and great beer, so the Brick Store or Vortex are pretty
good bets. There's always the Highlander if you like your drinks
with a side of abuse from the staff. But that's why my friends love
it so. Hell, one of them got proposed to there and is planning on
having the wedding on the patio.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I wish I was better at creating.
You should message me if
you're capable of both speaking and writing the Queen's English,
even if choose not to.