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futureballoon

37 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Being handy, crunching NPVs, applying the best disinfectant.

Quite familiar both with Pennsylvania Dutch country and the Arctic. NYC and I are still honeymooning.

I've worked almost nonstop since my teens and put myself through school. Intensity can be a state of mind. Snarfing is good for the soul. But sometimes I forget to smile -- it's nothing personal.
What I’m doing with my life
Loving the word trinkets but hating actual trinkets. Ditto with slacks.

Learning about all things politics = in graduate school somewhere in Morningside Heights studying public policy and statistics; it's a two-year hiatus to prepare for my second (and last) career change.

Being an ex-journalist. Being an ex-carpenter.

... my current gig focuses quite a bit around learning PowerPoint.
I’m really good at
- Hijacking other people's conversations.
- Making shoes smell.
- Earning wildly varying performance reviews at work.
- Sleeping in - this is a new one for me; I was always an Up And At' Em but now a Meh The World Will Still Be There When I Finally Get Up.
- Being handy.
- Kissing.
- Not typing in all caps.
- Finding a new city's top thrift store within 72 hours of arrival.

I'm NOT good at making it through mediocre movies. If it's good I'll enjoy it; if it's bad I'll appreciate the camp value. The mere mediocre and mundane ones try my already ADD-riddled patience.
The first things people usually notice about me
Blue eyes, and that I still bother wearing neckties.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Middlesex, Winter of our Discontent, Professor and the Madman, Bonfire of the Vanities, Kavalier & Clay, Prague, Rise of Theodore Roosevelt, Invisible Circus, Back to Blood, Lincoln (Herbert's bio of him, the thick one), anything by Stiglitz, The Keep, The Song Is You, Lolita, Goon Squad, Christopher Buckley, The Tragedy of Arthur, Hypomanic Edge, American Pastoral, 100 Years, Charlotte Simmons, Cannery Row.

Plaid. Linen. Handkerchiefs (paisley).

Book of Mormon, War Horse, SNL.

Bill Evans, Madlib, Goirgio Moroder, Beethoven, Little Brother, head bobbing in general, Clutchy Hopkins, Mehldau, FlyLo, Jessica Williams, more FlyLo, Mushroom Jazz vol 3 (Rock Box) (google it).

Meat is disgusting.

Dr Strangelove, In the Loop, almost anything by Hitchcock including Rope, Chinatown, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (quite underrated), LA Confidential.

Hyman Roth.
The six things I could never do without
- A bed or couch — love sleep.
- Rx eyewear.
- Pencil to jot down random thoughts. Pens are ridiculous.
- Coffee.
- My music.
- Wifi.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- My significant preference for club soda (over regular water), something that's difficult even for me to understand.
- Omitted variable bias. (Math.)
- Whether JFK Jr hair is really that important.
- More math.
- How much popcorn one needs to regularly consume before it's officially weird.
On a typical Friday night I am
on time. Because there is no fashionably late, there is only late, though you get a free pass.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Popcorn is my favorite food.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 33–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you appreciate snail mail and linen pants, enjoy riots, like to laugh, have something interesting to say, think cheesecake is the best dessert, have ever visited a castle, can’t cook for shit, own a stapler at home or have an autographed photo of Gary Busey to sell.