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futuredrhippie

29 M Aachen, Germany

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a guy...even though I'm often mistaken for a lady at restaurants...I'm ok with this...my hair is beautiful....and I look great from behind thanks to plenty of hiking, skateboarding, yogaing, and great genes! Word up mom!

I'm a hippie...not just because people yell "dirty hippie" at me from their trucks...I identify with many qualities associated with contemporary hippies...although I find it an interesting self identification since in the 60s I would likely have been a yippie (not yuppie!)...bonus points if you know the difference between yippie and hippie...if not go watch "Berkeley in the 60s" and get back to me.

I'm a student...of life...and in a school thing. I also have a job...in a school thing...and it may or may not involve me being a rocket scientist...sort of depends how you'd like to qualify rocket scientist. Hopefully someday it will lead to a Ph.D., but that is yet to be seen...I suppose 6 years of grad school is just too early to tell.

Update: thesis defended...signatures acquired...now I just have to figure out what to do with a Ph.D....hmmm....

Also: http://www.improbable.com/2012/02/23/bryan-boling-joins-lfhcfs/

Most importantly, I'm an open book...if you want to know something about me, just ask...I'll give you an honest answer...albeit likely with an air of sarcasm and/or stupid humor.
What I’m doing with my life
Day job = rocket scientist/student/policy analyst

My calling = starting a pantsless revolution based on "no shirt, no shoes, no service" signs at gas stations....obviously leaving out pants for a reason...they should be left out! Why burn books when you can burn pants? Join the revolution now before you become a victim of my future fascist pantsless regime!
I’m really good at
Organizing revolutions.

Making chili verde.

Hula hooping.

Sleeping through alarm clocks.

Backhanded compliments.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the pile of burning pants next to me really...then my beautiful hair.

Most people say I look like Jesus...and I have to remind them that I only look like their western interpretation of Jesus...but yeah I do suppose I resemble the dude on all those crosses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read mostly journal papers...so for favorite book I'm gonna go with Classical Dynamics by Haim Burah.

I like any movie or show that makes me laugh...or just smoking weed before a movie or show so I laugh anyways.

Live music is my favorite...live karaoke is my least favorite....oddly enough tho pre-taped karaoke is number 2...who'da thunk it?

Choosing a favorite food is like choosing a favorite child!...so banana bread
The six things I could never do without
Just take it all...I didn't need it anyways!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why in the midwest do farmers always promote their "Weedless hay" and in California they strive for the "hayless weed"?

When will the ladies realize that short is the new tall and poor is the new rich?

How to convince my landlord to put a fire pit in the backyard...for future pants burnings and all

Would it be socially acceptable for me to wear a sweater dress and uggs? (damn it looks so comfortable)
On a typical Friday night I am
It varies...in Atlanta...I'm probably volunteering to be the DD cause I hate Saturday hangovers.

In California...I might be skateboarding...camping...night hiking.

In other parts of the country...probably looking for a dive bar with a little local flare.

Maybe sleeping...I do love sleeping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My favorite way to pick up the ladies is to walk up to a tall woman at a bar and whisper in her ear "I'm a climber!"
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You won't get jealous of my long hair....or my stache!

You want to go hiking....or skipping through the woods...I like both :)

You want to go see some live music.

You want to go skateboarding.

You want to people watch.

Or...if you feel like it for any reason.