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futuredrhippie

30 M Atlanta, GA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a guy...even though I'm often mistaken for a lady at restaurants...I'm ok with this...my hair is beautiful....and I look great from behind thanks to plenty of hiking, skateboarding, yogaing, and great genes! Word up mom!

I'm a Dr., but if you're having a medical emergency don't ask for help...I'm a different sort of doctor...the kind that would realize you're probably responsible for a great deal of CO2 emissions personally and your death could only benefit mankind...you're welcome Earth!

Also: http://www.improbable.com/2012/02/23/bryan-boling-joins-lfhcfs/

Most importantly, I'm an open book...if you want to know something about me, just ask...I'll give you an honest answer...or a total bullshit answer...kind of depends on you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Freelancing academic wandering the countryside of western Germany...not sure how I got here...not sure I care. Also, using ellipses like I invented the muthafuckas...try to guess what I'm omitting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making chili verde.

Hula hooping.

Sleeping through alarm clocks.

Backhanded compliments...you must really know how to spend your free time if you've read this far!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Jesus sure gained some weight this summer...I'm talking holy trinity plus some.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If I was a reader would I be on OKC?!

Choosing a favorite food is like choosing a favorite child!...and I'm saving myself for marriage
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Just take it all...I didn't need it anyways!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why in the midwest do farmers always promote their "Weedless hay" and in California they strive for the "hayless weed"?

Would it be socially acceptable for me to wear a sweater dress and uggs? (damn it looks so comfortable)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies...in Atlanta...doing yoga in trash...

In California...I might be skateboarding...camping...night hiking....

In other parts of the country...probably looking for a dive bar with a little local flare...

In Germany...avoiding the kebab...if I wanted mystery meat I'd visit a San Francisco bath house...

Maybe sleeping...I do love sleeping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite way to pick up the ladies is to walk up to a tall woman at a bar and whisper in her ear "I'm a climber!"

Note: this has never worked, but I'm not a quitter!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know what Jesus would do...I'm still a bit confused about what my purpose is here...oh the existential crises of holiness