fuzzmaster99
36 Minneapolis, MN
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My self-summary
Here is where I describe myself to total strangers. I'm okay with that.

Nerd, dork, geek, weirdo or whatever they may call me. Kids like to stare at me and either fall on love or run away. My nieces love me to death and that counts for something!

Seasonal bartender at Lynlake Brewery and full-time tattoo consultant at Saint Sabrinas. In my free time a occasionally host Dr. Sketchy's Twin Cities at the 331 Club, beer mascot for Tallgrass Brewing Company and put on the annual Ska-Pow Battle of the Bands at the Triple Rock and the Minneapolis Fancy Dress Party at the Nomad World Pub.
Former vintage aficionado at Tatters and finalist for "Most Crushable Male" by VitaMN.

Feel free to drop me a message if you want to know more.
What I’m doing with my life
Living the life a far as I'm concerned! Good times with goods friends. Dropping tattoo knowledge, slinging beer, host shows and booking local support for some ska and punk shows!
I’m really good at
Telling stories, drawing, merchandising, choosing and executing solid Halloween costumes, shopping for vintage clothes, high-fives, staying on schedule, being inappropriate at questionably reasonable level and Nerdcore.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair, moustache and kick ass plaid slacks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music:NOFX, Teenage Bottlerocket, Rancid, Operation Ivy, Less Than Jake, Aquabats, Atom And His Package, Mustard Plug, Living End, Dropkick Murphys, The Bouncing Souls, Man or Astroman, Deals Gone Bad, Reckless Ones, Social Distortion, Captured by Robots, Dance Hall Crashers, Dead Kennedys, 3 Minute Hero, Nirvana, Dillinger 4, Rocksteady Breakfast, Operation Ivy and many many many many more. As far as the radio is concerned I enjoy 89.3 and 99.5 and I am a sustaining member thank you.

Movies:Dawn of the Dead, The Evil Dead, Dick Tracy, Pee-Wees Big Adventure, The Toxic Avenger, Nightmare On Elm Street, Amelie, I Saw the Devil, Super, Beerfest, Spirited Away, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Machinist, Willy Wonka, Fight Club, They Live, Dead Alive, 12 Monkeys and the list goes on....

Books: Harold and the Purple Crayon, Real Ultimate Power the Official Ninja Book, Crossed, World War Z, Marvel Zombies, The Walking Dead, Where the Wild Things Are, Lucky Wander Boy, Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way, Zombie Survival Guide, Gun with Occasional Music, Deadpool, Sin City

Food: ALL
The six things I could never do without
1.Cheese
2.Pen and Paper
3.Friends
4.Music
5.Something to read
6.Proper human interaction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
tattoos, dinner, high-fives, music, vintage clothing, new things to cook or bake, the zombie apocalypse and how I will overcome it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or swinging by the Triple Rock for a drink, maybe some live music and an awesome jukebox. Playing Scrabble! Practically any live show around! Sideshows, burlesque, Blingo, pub crawl, karaoke, Punk Rock Bowling on Mondays, free music at the Hex all weekend or even the Hot Pants Dance Party! You're really better off leaving each day open for anything. No need to live your life by the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Maybe that I tend to match my undergarments with my shirt.
You should message me if
See Above. I hoped that my profile would be enough. Give it another look just to be sure.
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