**For some time now, I've been dating the lovely AliciaMira. I see in her a strange alchemy of mirth and wonder and putting up with my weird crap. She sees in me a supportive partner to help her on her quest to become more bear than man. It's like magic, only I can talk about it without thinking about David Blaine. Or at least I could until now...
Hey! My name is Paul and I'm a scorpio that enjoys things that everyone else enjoys and can't invent a more creative introduction to my profile. Just kidding. Except about the Scorpio part.
Let's see...how to describe myself. Have you ever heard the song "Cult of Personality" by Living Colour? So have I. It's pretty good.
The name is Paul. But often there is no Paul, only Zul. I'm 24, I work part time and I'm a full time student. I'm currently looking for folks that would enjoy getting together to hang out and enjoy what the city has to offer. I like the internet, but there's just no substitute for going out and making an ass of yourself with your buddies. I am a shameless flatterer. I am a shameless flirt. I am shamelessly many things. I am not without shame, but I wish that I was.
I promise I am not nearly so lame as this profile makes me seem.
I have a theory I call "Scent Layering for People." Dogs have an amazing sense of smell, and when they sniff they can pick smells apart into their component layers. So if there's a dead animal on the side of the road, the dog can smell rot, but it can also smell meat. They don't have the capability of being disgusted by a smell, they merely evaluate the smell and decide based on the components whether or not they want that item in their mouth. To me, people are like smells. If you learn to break people into pieces, their separate attributes both positive and negative, it's much easier to make a good decision about whether or not you want them in your mouth (oh yes, I went there). If you try to take in everything about them, they will inevitably smell like shit.
On a related note, I am not a dog. If you literally smell like shit, I probably won't find you appealing.
I only know one joke. Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin says the the other, "Man, it sure is hot in here." The other muffin replies, "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!" I hope you can live with that joke. My only other options are plagiarizing people funnier than me and Seppuku. I'm leaning toward the latter.
I am a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and a sinner.