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25 New York, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-28
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 14
5' 4" (1.63m)
Agnosticism and it’s important
Has cats
My self-summary
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pls ignore the username it was a bad decision I was thinking abt how everyone loves muppets
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a freelance blogger/essayist/journalist, which means I get to write about whatever I feel like. Recent topics include computer generated poetry, pumpkin spice lattes and american labor, punk music, TV, and wacky machines. I also have a couple side projects like helping a woman write her historical fiction novel. Lately I have been getting really into pre-code hollywood and early animation history. It's cool.

to leaven the seriousness: my tumblr of baby onesie slogans attached to adult zazzle tee stock images
I’m really good at
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i'm not good at it yet, but i'm teaching myself the dulcimer.

i used to write poetry and almost got an MFA, now i'm not sure what i want to get out of poetry but i'm not done with it yet
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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my two favorite novels are A Wrinkle In Time and The Great Gatsby. I like stories about falling in love and stories about heartbreak. also i wouldn't say i "liked" I Love Dick but it's been a year since I read it and I still think about it all the time so message me if you wanna talk about it.

in a former life i thought i loved hardcore but it turns out i don't! mostly i like folk music, "world music" (especially ethiopian stuff), hip hop, r&b, and whatever sharon van etten is.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
poetry, net art, joni mitchell, affect theory, feminism, posthumanism, "It takes a nation of millions to hold us back," bad puns, sloppy photoshop jobs, fake food, bathos.
You should message me if
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I think of myself as a 'searcher' and I get along best with other people like that. I search by learning but I don't care how you do it as long as you do it.

other random suggestions
-you have some sort of skill set or passion
-you enjoy slightly 'off' humor along the lines of the arscheerio paul show or the comics of brad neely
-you are a musician, a carpenter, or a hot female firefighter

I'm really neurotic and I like people who can balance me out.