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fuzzywuss

23 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:13pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
pls ignore the username it was a bad decision I was thinking abt how everyone loves muppets
What I’m doing with my life
Learning how to self identify as a babe. Being earnest. Learning how to have a body. Figuring out how to be queer without feeling like a stereotype.

More practically: I'm a freelance blogger/essayist/journalist (hard to define, thanks late capitalism!), which means I get to write about whatever I feel like. Recent topics include computer generated poetry, pumpkin spice lattes, the history of novel diaries, TV, and sex. My interests are diverse but they're all just different ways of understanding desire, which is important to me. Right now I'm learning to write lean and funny because comedy is a monetizable sign of intelligence.

to leaven the seriousness: my tumblr (mildly NSFW)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
passionate about literary theory, affect theory, poetry. to counterbalance the pretentiousness of being "passionate about literary theory," my two favorite novels are A Wrinkle In Time and The Great Gatsby. I like stories about falling in love and stories about heartbreak.

as for music, tv, and movies, i can out-snob with the best of them but i'm trying to KISS (heh).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
poetry, net art, joni mitchell, affect theory, feminism, posthumanism, hip hop, bad puns, sloppy photoshop jobs, fake food, bathos.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
the #1 most important thing to me is that you are thoughtful/inquisitive about the world and take pleasure in its attendant ambiguity

other things:
-you have some sort of skill set or passion you can introduce me to
-you enjoy slightly 'off' humor along the lines of the arscheerio paul show or the comics of brad neely
-you are a musician, a carpenter, or a hot female firefighter
-you're a girl who dresses like a teenage dirtbag