Ok, now that we have that out of the way...lol.
I relocated to the area in February, am 36, have a job, a license, a car, and a place to live. Oddly enough these seem to be things women prefer a guy have (minus the Iowa native part, anyway)? Crazy! Of course in addition to the ol standby "someone who will make me laugh" quality. You know what I'm talking about, ladies.
I was raised by a single mother, have 2 younger sisters, an ex-wife, and two daughters. Never has a toilet seat been left up on my watch.
I do not drink, though have no problem with people who do. I figured I'd just put that out there rather than using the “prefer not to say” option. Speaking of which... if you think you're fooling anyone by selecting "prefer not to say" to a question like "do you do drugs?", you're not as sneaky as you think you are.
I've been somewhat of a homebody living in Iowa and now new here, so would love a reason to get out and live a little, preferably with the right person. I'm a huge music and movie fan, and am a sucker for good fajitas. I love doing about anything outdoors, but am equally happy staying in watching a movie and relaxing with the right person.
I like to joke, use sarcasm, and do anything for people who I know would do the same for me. I'm a perpetual optimist despite a lot of years of life trying to beat it out of me.
If I have not offended your delicate senses and you'd like to know more just ask. I'm a pretty open book. If you have no interest in the potential of an actual relationship, I’m likely not your guy. The same would hold true if your big opener is how deep you are and/or that your beauty is within, but your nipples are uncovered in your profile pic. Call me old fashioned.