I'm prone to making sporadic, sometimes bad decisions on going out when I'm stuck home for too long. These decisions usually include making an ass of myself on the dance floor and other miscellaneous misadventures. I provide comic relief in the face of awkwardness. I also have a thing for girls with crazy hair.
I have a weird sense of humor. Thanks, internet.
PSA: Zero tolerance for pretentious bullshit. just sayin'