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_this_is_water

25 Boca Raton, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Medicine
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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my life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m24DPDKZ4zA

I'm prone to making sporadic, sometimes bad decisions on going out when I'm stuck home for too long. These decisions usually include making an ass of myself on the dance floor and other miscellaneous misadventures. I provide comic relief in the face of awkwardness. I also have a thing for girls with crazy hair.

I have a weird sense of humor. Thanks, internet.

PSA: Zero tolerance for pretentious bullshit. just sayin'
What I’m doing with my life
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Finishing a degree in chemical engineering after studying at 4 different schools, working the shitty day job, and trying not to take life too seriously.
I’m really good at
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Paintball.

I'm terrible at gaming, but I love doing it. Xbox, PC, PS3, you'll probably hand my ass to me in any video game. Except guitar hero.

Random road trips. it's hard for me to stay in one place for very long.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My voice sounds like the moviefone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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SUSHI.

slapstick movies (Blazing Saddles, Caddyshack, Airplane) are classics. I'm more into TV than movies: It's Always Sunny, Workaholics, Broad City, etc
Not really big on books, but I love anything by David Foster Wallace.
I'm always looking for new music. right now I'm really getting into house/techno/weird electronic music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How easy it is to completely flip traditional ways of thinking in any aspect; even things like simple truths.
Why girls take pictures of their feet and put them on instagram.
Why instagram is a thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
literally hitler.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i like turtles
You should message me if
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You're open-minded, have a sense of humor, and willing to try anything once.

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