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allthehipsters

25 Boca Raton, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Medicine
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
my life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m24DPDKZ4zA

I'm prone to making sporadic, sometimes bad decisions on going out when I'm stuck home for too long.

not to toot my own horn, but i do declare myself the king of spontaneity. challengers accepted; come at me brah.

These decisions usually include making an ass of myself on the dance floor and other miscellaneous misadventures. I provide comic relief in the face of awkwardness. I also have a thing for girls with crazy hair.

I have a weird sense of humor. Thanks, internet.

PSA: Zero tolerance for pretentious bullshit. just sayin'
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finishing a degree in chemical engineering after studying at 4 different schools, working the shitty day job, and trying not to take life too seriously.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Paintball.

I'm terrible at gaming, but I love doing it. Xbox, PC, PS3, you'll probably hand my ass to me in any video game. Except guitar hero.

Random road trips. it's hard for me to stay in one place for very long.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My voice sounds like the moviefone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
SUSHI.

slapstick movies (Blazing Saddles, Caddyshack, Airplane) are classics. I'm more into TV than movies: It's Always Sunny, Workaholics, Broad City, etc
Not really big on books, but I love anything by David Foster Wallace.
I'm always looking for new music. right now I'm really getting into house/techno/weird electronic music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How easy it is to completely flip traditional ways of thinking in any aspect; even things like simple truths.

Why girls take pictures of their feet and put them on instagram.

Why I always buy a turkey leg at renaissance fairs knowing it will ALWAYS taste fucking awful
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
literally hitler.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i like turtles
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're open-minded, have a sense of humor, are truly spontaneous, and only sell propane and propane accessories.