No offense to any Midwestern girls, just a joke. I'm sure the land of cows and cheese is wonderful.
I love making excuses to get out of the house and do something fun/different with anyone that just wants to have a good time, possibly including making asses out of ourselves to break the monotony. In essence, I like providing some comic relief in the face of awkwardness.
I have a weird sense of humor, the internet has taken its toll on me.