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gabbleblotchits

40 M Santa Cruz, CA

My Details

Last Online
Sep 4, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), LISP (Okay), Other

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I occasionally hear a creaking noise in my neck that I suspect is cerebal spinal fluid, circulating. I'm told it's normal. I lost my second passport, but found my first. In third grade, I made a diorama with a painted clay alligator...or was it a crocodile?. I once sketched an old man's face very well, but cannot sketch ably in general. I have purchased and lost more than 35 mechanical pencils.



I am coriandery, imposing, and volatile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently wasting time at work updating my profile even though I have no interest in results on this social network. This speaks volumes about me and my feelings about my job right now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...not dropping it.

...expanding vocabularies by osmosis.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm six and a half feet tall, so there's that.

I speak English with a fairly neutral American accent, so in some contexts that stands out. Not so much in others.

Some folks pick up on the detached earlobes thing. I don't really get it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
| Stranger in a Strange Land | Nine Princes in Amber | G�del, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid | tHhGttG | Guns, Germs, & Steel

Once Upon a Time in the West | Real Genius | Shichinin no samurai | 10 things I hate about you | The Usual Suspects | Heathers | Fight Club | Aliens |

Portishead | Aphex Twin | Air | Zero 7 | Scarlatti | The Police | much with liquid female vocals |

Eggs Benedict | stuff with butter | Ruben | Sushi | a proper burger |
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
companionship exploration truth expression connection impact ripples creation instinct intuition wisdom frolicking.

Is that six?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

China's human blades of grass, all neatly trimmed to the same height "for the good of the people", scare the hell out of me.

outwardly sincere testimony is more popular than scientific evidence these days.

self-delusional behavior (not mine, of course)

The lack of shoes not made by disadvantaged labor in my size.

are we all going to die on this damn planet when we destroy it and it destroys us back? 'cause we are going to destroy it, that's guaranteed. Or is there actually some sliver of a chance of getting off this rock and setting up camp elsewhere? at least for the sake of redundancy if we pull some bonehead maneuver a la 16 monkeys. dammit. probably not.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading Dr. Seuss. writing blocks. riding ones and zeros. reeding threads.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
to strangers? Okay. I frequently encourage my coworkers to quit. It works occasionally.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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you want to quit your job or start a cult or change careers. (or all three)