Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm originally from Houston, Texas.
I am quite pretentious, but in a fun way.
I don't like when guys text in 'text' language or send an over
abundance of smiley faces.
My goal in life is to be the next Tina Fey and David Geffen rolled
in to one.
I adore traveling but, unfortunately, have barely any stamps in my
I love learning.
I think intelligence is sexy.
but I think a sense of humor is even sexier.
I like Chicago sports (except for the cubs) but i'm a major
I appreciate a good slow-clap.
Paul Wall once gave me a grill; yes, I own a mouth grill. Watch out
I'm pretty tall and I tend to have a thing for guys that are taller
I believe that you can sleep with whomever you want but you should
only hold hands with someone you actually care about.
I sometimes believe that I am actually an 86 year old woman.
I like to play Scrabble, Apples to Apples, Cards Against Humanity,
and other miscellaneous board games.
I would love to learn how to play the piano.
I think animals dressed in outfits is hilarious.
I like languages.
I get all my news from Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and Conan
If you've read all of this then I am quite impressed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently going to Northwestern for my Bachelors in
Communications but when I'm not doing that, I'm working for Finch's
I live every day trying to not disappoint the three people who
wrote "stay cool" in my middle school yearbook.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
everything (except not being cocky)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
its either my hair, my height, or my extreme paleness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
favorite books: anything by Chuck Palahnuik, Gillian Flynn, or
Jonathan Safron Foer, and Harry Potter (always).
favorite movies: pretty much anything with Harrison Ford, Denzel
Washington, or Tom Hanks. and Jurassic Park.
favorite shows: Sherlock, Game Of Thrones, Happy Endings, How I Met
Your Mother, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, It's Always Sunny In
Philadelphia, and anything involving Ghosts.
favorite music: way too hard to answer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Mom
2. My Friends
4. Words; some people are math nerds or video game nerds, well i'm
a word nerd
6. Dresses and/or cardigans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if T-pain ever bought that girl a drink.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something historical
You should message me if
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you're smart (and actually doing something about it)
funny (and not just you think so)
at least 6 feet tall (no offense, i'm sure you're great, but im
probably not going to message you back unless you're my height or
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