Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok I'm going to grab the wheel here and put what and who I want if
it sounds like you then I'll love telling you about me on a real
date. I know what the title says I'm not stupid. I just do what I
like and like what I do and you just might like it too. I miss
getting the butterflies when she calls, or when I bring her flowers
because I feLt like it. Walking through the city after way too many
drinks as the sun rises, wundering what the f*#$& did we do all
night and why's my shirt backwards. And not giving a dam because we
just enjoyed each other. Giving her my jacket in the rain wile
making out as if we were in the shower. The scent of her perfume on
my shirt at the end of the nigh, that drives me crazy and makes me
want her more. The kind words, the soft touches. Holding hands,
stealing long passionate kisses at the most inappropriate time
while pretending no one sees. Being a sholder to cry on, having
someone to tell me it'll get better. I'm a strong man but I need
someone to apeal to my softer side. That one true friend that's
always there when the shit hits the fan, to hand me a towel. the
one that makes me the meanest pb&j when I get food poisoning.
That woman that deserves the world and doesn't know it yet. It's
bosible that she could do better then me but she thinks I'm the
best man for her, and she'll show me why she's the best woman for
If you want to hear my self summary I'll tell you, but only if you
really want to know me and I want to share all of me with you. If
what I wrote sounds apealing to you lets talk.
A little about me I'm divorced and have a son that lives with my
ex. If you want to know more ask me.
I'm not into endlessly emailing or texting, I'm looking to meet.
Eyes and body Langeuage can go a long way.
If we do chat and it goes well I'd like to just hang out see what
the vibe is between us. It's hard to tell on line, some things just
have to be done in person, so I'd like to do something low key, no
pressure just to know each other then see where we want things to
Sometimes I can seem way more serious then I really am, but once
I'm comfortable with a person I drop my guard. I'm laid back and
easy to get along with, if I want you to stick around.
Contact me at 79gabe on kik
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking care of my son. Living it. Setting new
goals and smashing any roadblocks that get in my way Looking for my
sweetheart Trying to enjoy the little things
Starting a new chapter in my life
dusting myself off when life knocks me on my ass... And going for
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking (no one's died yet)
things that would make your mama blush
making women piss on them selves from laughter or shoot stuff out
of their noses, That's hot
Sniffing out the bullshitters.
I can eat a big mac in 4 bites
Being a friend
Awsome dad so I'm told in little dude language
Back/foot rubs (not at the same time unless you're flexible or
random trivia questions
Matching wine and foods
Eating 10 hotdogs with the works and 3 shiskabobs with copious
amounts of cherry coke during a lazy sunday of foot ball
belting out my favorite rock tunes in the shower
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dark eyes. I look and sound anything but puertorican. I'm tall
.how I always spot random things to make fun of. The fact that the
stupidest things travel at the speed of light from the childish
side of my brain then right out of my mouth. I can have a dark
sense of humor at times. Anything else you can tell me if we meet
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These are a few of my favorite things
when I am NOT screaming to the top of my lungs like a rockstarI
enjoy the script parachutes and maroon 5 you know that kind of
stuff your mom listens to when she's walking through a Walmart
Rock music although I like other genres rock fits my soundtrack to
Whiskey chased with beer
complete unadulterated Passion
Chinese lunch special on weekends
Women with good posture, women that slouch aren't sexy
Good bbq or soul food despite the fact that I've never been to the
south, I'll put my greens up against your moms
Romance & someone worth being romantic with
Wine & good stimulating company
Football real football not that pre season crap
Honesty and sanity although crazy has its place and purposes that's
for a later discussion
Favorite news paper investor business daily
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not much of a need stuff kind of guy. More of a people person. But
I do like some stuff. But 6 is such a cheap number. Cupid you cheap
&%$$?. Sorry just think I'm worth more then 6 things.
Coffee, few things piss me off worse then bad coffee, it would make
me wonder about your place in modern society if you burned
Whiskey and a cold beer
Wine or brandy when I have someone to scratch my romantic
ice cold Grey goose, maybe with red bull if we feel frisky
Music, conversation intelligent witty or hurt my stomach
Affection giving & receiving
Adrenaline & someone that'll make it fill my veins
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to to with my hair
Who invented iced coffee and why do people drink this oxymoron of a
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually working but I would much more prefer hanging out and
committing acts of shenanigans and debauchery
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Let me wisper gently into your ear as my lips gently brush by your
ear lobe. I'm the beast looking for his beauty
But in the interest of full disclosure I have a quick wit,
Sharp tongue when needed
Good heart always
Dirty mind when appropriate
I like to kiss often and passionately, I love to cuddle whenever I
get the chance
I only chase those that want me to catch them. If the courtship is
one way I'll just go away and roll my dice with another hopefully
more interested woman
I've been single for about 5 years now on and off, I think I've
been on timeout long enough
If you rate me after reading my profile and looking at my pics
maybe reading my answers to the questions I answered and you still
don't have a conversation starter just say hi and maybe I'll see a
reason to message you and meet if we're so inclined
I've got soul and I'm super bad
I don't have a type I'm more of a case by case type of guy
No woman that I've dated ended up on a milk carton or missing
persons flier.... Honest.....really.....I swear
I am looking for someone to love from her lips to her hips all the
way down to her pinky toes.
I want someone I can love inside as well as out your looks are
merely the dessert after what I hope is a four course meal.and if
you're the right person I can assure you I will clean my plate, and
yours too. and if you're a good girl I'll let you have some
I love a woman that can rock a pair of heels
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you could be the woman I wrote about in my summary
you are more fun than a TSA Patdown
You don't mind that I'm a divorced dad.
You like puertorican men hint to the non Hispanic women yes my
sights are braud
You're not too bashful if something I wrote resonated with you I
would not think you were too forward in messaging me first. you
know what they say a closed mouth doesn't get fed.if I like you
back I will respond
You're looking for friends first, then if the sparks are there
You're not hung up on your ex
You're funny, caring and one hell of a good time
You're comfortable in your own skin
Passion is important to me, so please have some
You know that ignorance isn't bliss
You have a soft & soothing demeanor that can soothe even the
most savage beast
Your beauty radiates from within, not just from your
Your sensuality can be felt across a packed room
You can stimulate mentally, romantically and physically
You want to and are willing to invest the time to get to know each
other and develop a relationship
You think there could be chemistry
I won't tolerate crazy lazy or stupi"d
YOU WATCH CNBC AND UDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON. NOT MANDATORY BUT I'D
THINK YOU'RE COOL IF YOU DID
YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO MEET A NON SERIAL KILLING ROMANTIC
you are no longer happy with your status quo and are looking to
you are also looking for the catalyst of a this is the start of our
new lives moment
You're looking For love, lust and companionship.
something you read or saw struck a chord and you are
you're not still pissed that after reading this whole profile I was
the only thing found in the bottom of the box
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